Red dots!

He’s just saved my skin again! Came out at very short notice and fixed a horrible messy leak in no time. He’s great to do business with and charges very good rates. 

That jumper has a lot of sentimental value for him: Arthur Scargill knitted it using wool that Erick Honecker donated to the miners.

My cat, Dorian, hasn’t been seen since last night, which is very unlike him—he’s rarely away from home for this long.   It was quite hot yesterday evening, and with the rain coming in, we’re wondering if he may have wandered into a shed, cupboard, or other outdoor space while things were being packed away.   If you live in or around Dunstans Road, Cornflower Terrace, or Balchier Road, we’d be so grateful if you could check any sheds, cupboards, or garages—just in case he’s accidentally been shut in.   If you’ve seen him or have any information, please call me on 07855 353890. He has a medical condition which requires daily medication.   Thank you so much.

My spidey senses tell me sarcasm is dead.