Narnia Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 All of that..........at once? Phew. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-292946 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Jah Lush Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Hmmm., if women are so good at multi-tasking how> come they can't have a headache and a shag at the> same time.Jah Lush! For shame - I thought you were a gentleman.Gentle sex has been proven* to be a good cure for both headaches** and period pain. *somewhere by someone but I can't remember who or where, but that's my line and I'm sticking to it** hmm, although perhaps not hangover headaches Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-292952 Share on other sites More sharing options...
computedshorty Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 . Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-292958 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roll Deep Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 " All of that..........at once?"And some...http://s4.hubimg.com/u/17667_f520.jpg Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-292959 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveT Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 RosieH wrote:- Gentle sex has been proven* to be a good cure for both headaches** and period pain. Yeah, and it gets the phlegm off your chest. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-292962 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roll Deep Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 RosieH wrote: "Gentle sex has been proven* to be a good cure for both headaches** and period pain." SteveT opined: "Yeah, and it gets the phlegm off your chest."I bet it does Steve, you dark horse you... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-292965 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Declan Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I remember when there was a thread about the> Russian Mafia, prostitutes and used condoms in> East Dulwich. Can anyone remember who started the> thread?________________________________________________________It was him "CS" again & I was thinking about that twatty post earlier today. It's probably mikecg or one of his " counterrevolutionarysmashthesystemmangang "Boring thoughW**F Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-292987 Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Declan Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I suspect they can but choose not to........but> it's only a suspicion. We need a survey. Ladies,> please oblige.No survey required Declan, you are entirely correct. There is a way of getting us to oblige whilst tolerating our headache, and I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.Can't betray the multitasking sisterhood. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-292988 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveT Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 Roll Deep wrote:-I bet it does Steve, you dark horse you... Hardly a dark horse Roll Deep, most people see my jokes coming from a mile off!Legalbeagle wrote:- There is a way of getting us to oblige whilst tolerating our headache.....Never let wedding cake touch thy lips, nor wedding band on that finger.....would be my guess. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-293004 Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 SteveT Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Roll Deep wrote:-> I bet it does Steve, you dark horse you... > > > Hardly a dark horse Roll Deep, most people see my> jokes coming from a mile off!> > > > Legalbeagle wrote:- There is a way of getting us> to oblige whilst tolerating our headache.....> > > Never let wedding cake touch thy lips, nor wedding> band on that finger.....would be my guess.No no no MrT, not at all! Mr Beagle says I'm much nicer to him since we got married! I tut in your general direction. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-293008 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveT Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 Well of course, it's all sweetness and light in the early days legalbeagal................ Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-293012 Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 We've been married for 9 years........ Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-293013 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveT Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 errr, think you'll like him then legalbeagle when he is nearing retirement and his hair goes 'n then his teeth go, 'n then his money goes, 'n then your friends gobut obviously not in the early stages, because the first nine years or so is like a honeymoon! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-293016 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 computedshorty Wrote:------------------------------------------------------> Might it be imagination on your part to suggest> that I am talking to myself., and some times a> complete fool.> I only carry on a subject that gets replies of> interest shown.> This does with your distasteful message make me> considder Do I want to remain here?> Regards Shorty._____________________________________________________Dear Shorty *m&m's "Stan" plays in the background*There's a guy who lives near me who for all intents or purpose would describe him self as a transvestiteThat is he wears womens clothes, applies listick & eye shadowTrouble is he does it so badly, so cheaply & without any charm or tasteSo really he's a guy in a dress but lazily alludes to being a womanWe know he's a guy, he knows we know, we know he knows, that we knowSo why pretend. Well it seems he likes the attentionHe sits in the doctors surgery with a friend "Oh my cock's itcy" he loudly pipes up, seeking more attention. Everyones so used to him that he just gets overlooked. "Yeah that stupid geezer who wears women's clothes" Even my kids ignor him, they don't even point him out anymoreThe sad reason people laugh at him, is not out of prejustice but because he's just a crap trannyOther Transvestites would disown him for sureSo in short he does it because he canIn short I'm sure you too do it because you canThough you know, that we know, that you are a composite construction, a fakeYou're not really a very good "old man" & that's fine, it's an exercise , a run to see how far it can be takenSo don't let anyone but your real self give it up, we'll go along with you, if that's what you wantWhat gives you away ? Well the language construction is to contemporary, the grammar is deliberately staggered & juddered even. Though a genuine "old man" may stammer in his speech, his written words still flow,"t's" crossed "I's" dotted, punctuation "proper", catch my drift Your other posting "characters" give away your technical skills with a computer, to advanced for a man of advanced years.The syntax and rhythms of your voice is over constructed, & the spelling mistakes too deliberateAn old man who could up load images to a forum could surely use spell check, no ?So in short "computedshorty" keep up the good "work"You know we know, you know !http://www.amazon.com/My-Life-Fake-Peter-Carey/dp/0375414983W**FP.s Oh & I am a "real dog" BTW, all this written with my paws, yes indeed so it was Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-293020 Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Actually his hair has already gone, but I'll still love him even when he's a wrinkly old heap in the corner SteveT. And since you're being so mean I'm not going to tell you the secret.Shan't. And you can't make me. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-293021 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveT Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 I envy him legalbeagle, he is a most fortunate fur-less beagle indeed. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-293024 Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Aaaawwww. Well now you made me feel bad for snapping at you! He is lucky indeed. I remind him of that on a daily basis, for which he tells me he is truly grateful.;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-293026 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveT Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 It sounds like a love made in heaven, with you reminding him regularly, and he not minding, sounds like it could go the distance, you have trained him well legalbeagle. Good for you! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-293027 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Grooming Pervert Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-293028 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roll Deep Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-293029 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveT Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 SIT! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-293030 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveT Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 Errrr......"HANG"! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-293034 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Oh "Suprise"Viscous grooming pervert In the "lens" though Mr TIn "full focus" as it were....."Click Click"W**F Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-293040 Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Mr Beagle has now returned from his curry and beers and is sniggering loudly at this thread! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-293042 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brum Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 legalbeagle Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Mr Beagle has now returned from his curry and> beers and is sniggering loudly at this thread!Is this a 'clue' to your secret...? Though I haven't a clue myself of what you're on about! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/9828-i-remember-when/page/4/#findComment-293050 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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