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A Tesco store has asked customers not to shop in their pyjamas or barefoot


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Oh KK...that's not good...you must not allow your standards to slip...oh no no no no no...a gorgeous girl like you? no no no no...but firm and strong is a good start though...


*winks mischievously at KK*

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> awww shucks ur such a flatterer... a fibber too

> but I still wuvs ya :p



never mind the wuvs...nice as they are...look...there's someone called Lawrence...I didn't see him earlier as my vision was obscured by the tins of beans and car tyres...has he got firm buttock muscles? I can't see properly?



*waves at Lawrence*

brum Wrote:

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> ...did someone call for an ambulance? Apologies

> for the delay - short-staffed, see.... (*clutches

> first aid box, expectantly*)


Well, HELL-OH there...


*turns to KK who has disappeared after Lawrence: calls out to KK*

brum Wrote:

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> KK has been behind that delicatessen counter for a

> while now, LM... do you think she's spotted

> Lawrence's bratwurst?



*bursts out laughing*

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