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Being out with a mate who's the son of a mate of mine and being asked by his mates if I am his Mum.

Not being bothered to get out and go to the pub (that's truly shocking).

Having a headache in the morning after only TWO pints.

Thinking that today's fashions (that really should be going out of fashion soon please) of wearing beltless jeans around your arse to show off your pants and - apparently - to identify with the American bruds in jail (who have their belts removed for safety) is absolutely bloody ridiculous.

"Not knowing where to look when my 19 year old son brings home a scantily clad young lad and introduces me to her!! HELP!!"


And I thought I'd opened all my presents. Tell me Atila, when you say scantily clad young lad, do you mean scantily in the sense that he'd forgot his games kit?

The Eye Wrote:

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> "Not knowing where to look when my 19 year old son

> brings home a scantily clad young lad and

> introduces me to her!! HELP!!"

>

> And I thought I'd opened all my presents. Tell me

> Atila, when you say scantily clad young lad, do

> you mean scantily in the sense that he'd forgot

> his games kit?


Whoopsy, I meant LADY

Atila Reincarnate Wrote:

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> The Eye Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > "Not knowing where to look when my 19 year old

> son

> > brings home a scantily clad young lad and

> > introduces me to her!! HELP!!"

> >

> > And I thought I'd opened all my presents. Tell

> me

> > Atila, when you say scantily clad young lad, do

> > you mean scantily in the sense that he'd forgot

> > his games kit?

>

> Whoopsy, I meant LADY


Was she wearing a Freudian slip Atila?

The Eye Wrote:

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> The majority of my Christmas presents being either

> drank or worn. Not played with.


Your presents were empty bottles and second-hand clothes, TE?

Get some new friends and sack your family.

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