I say I say I say

[Ted Max]

Uncanny, isn't it?

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[PeckhamRose]

1st dude My missus was wondering if there's a bra shop in Nunhead.

2nd dude Evelina?

1st dude Well she's a bit on the stocky side but no need to be personal.

[HonaloochieB]

1st Rake - A whore of my acquaintance wants to set up a CAMRA approved brothel in a road that won't bring undue attention to the business when she advertises.

2nd Rake - Bawdale?

1st Rake - Capital suggestion.

[????]

1st man: My wild nephew has been 'sent down' from Cambridge and is looking to lay low for a while somewhere off Lordship Lane

2nd Man: Mount Adon?

1st Man: Well I wouldn't put it past him

[brum]

1st man: I heard a burglar broke into one of those posh houses in that lane by the park.

2nd man: Court?

1st man: Yes, red-handed.

[brum]

1st man: My mate keeps getting all the girls, I don't know why. He lives up that alley off Goodrich.

2nd man: Donkey?

1st man: Yes, that probably explains it.

[SimonM]

1st Man There's so few traditioanl pubs left in SE22

2nd Man CPT?

1st Man Yeah, tragic

[computedshorty]

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[stereforth]

Have to give Bob Monkhouse credit here.

" I want to die quietly in my bed, like my father. Not kicking and screaming like his passengers".

[SimonM]

You did not really tell that one right did you? :))

[HonaloochieB]

No Stereforth, you should review and correct it, Bob must turning in his grave, though given the amount of Brylcreem he used to sport probably happens every time a bus passes the cemetery gates.

But most of all you and CoputedS might want to go back to the beginning and see that the thread is about making rib-cracking big-yocks-producing gags about roads in the ED area and environs.

[HonaloochieB]

1st Man - My friend who lives near ED had a terrible experience recently, vandals got into her garden and spray-painted all over it.

2nd Man - Honor Oak?

1st Man - Her oak, her apple tree and even the garden gnomes.

[computedshorty]

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[HonaloochieB]

Ooh, Solomon's Passage, good spot CS.

I'm sure there's more comedy gold to be mined in Solomon's Passage.

[computedshorty]

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