I say I say I say

[jackangel]

1st man: We just bought a house in the road near the new school in East Dulwich.

2nd man: Friern?

1st man: No. It cost an arm and a leg.

[????]

1st man: We just bought a house in the road near the new school in East Dulwich.

2nd man: Barry?

1st man: No. My name is John.

[Mick Mac]

1st man: We just bought a house in the road near the new school in East Dulwich.

2nd man: Goodrich?

1st man: I was, but I'm not any more.

[ratty]

1st Man - we just bought a house in a nice bit of peckham.

2nd Man - Bellenden?

1st Man - Charming!

[HonaloochieB]

1st Man - I've just moved to one of the roads opposite the Sainsbury's on DKH.

2nd Man - Quorn?

1st Man - Sod off, I'd rather eat polystyrene!

[HonaloochieB]

1st Man - I've had enough moving, at my time of life I'm just going to stay where I am.

2nd Man - Overhill?

1st - Probably, but damn rude of you to point it out.

[????]

1st Man - Our poultry is so down in the dumps we're thinking of moving to East Dulwich in an attempt to cheer them up

2nd Man - Henslowe?

1st Man - You can say that again

[HonaloochieB]

1st Scouser *poring over newspaper crossword and scratching head* - Hey la, the clue is 'I'm writing to me ma to send me a pair of trousers _ _ _ _ _ _ _(name of a road in East Dulwich) fit me'. Any ideas?

2nd Scouser - Darrell.

[Moos]

1st Scouser *poring over newspaper crossword and scratching head* - Hey la, the clue is 'me ma writes back (name of a road in East Dulwich)........will fit'.

2nd Scouser - Adys.

[HonaloochieB]

1st Man - I'm looking to buy in a road that would be handy for the local hospital.

2nd Man - Trossachs.

1st Man - Well if that's your attitude...

[Ted Max]

1st Man - I lost my hat round that way the other day.

2nd Man - Glengarry?

1st Man - No, it was a trilby.

[HonaloochieB]

1st Man - Can't believe my luck, I've had to move out of my room in ED, just because my parrot got loose and bit the landlady's chest I'm now living in a neighbouring area.

2nd Man - Peckham?

1st Man - Well that's what I would have said but she insisted they were bites.

[????]

1st Man - My wife says that Hoxton's far too lively for her at her age and she wants to move somewhere quieter south of the river

2nd Man - Dulwich?

1st Man - Yup....but she's absolute filth in the bedroom

[Mick Mac]

1st Man - Someone told me yesterday that Karen Carpenter was buried somewhere near Moorgate

2nd Man - Finsbury?

1st Man - It was yes....and an easy day for the pallbearers.

[HonaloochieB]

1st Man- A couple of my very intellectual friends have moved in just off LL, they just live to discuss things in a very serious and important manner.

2nd Man - Whately?

1st Man - Indeed, succinctly put.

[????]

1st Man- I hear that the tartan rocker Mr Stewart is looking for a new place for him and his latest wife just off Lordship Lane

2nd Man - Rodwell?

1st Man - Very sprightly for a man in his 60s

[????]

1st Man- I saw a black and white cartoon cat looking for property in a road just off Lordship Lane earlier today

2nd Man - Sylvester?

1st Man - Yup, could of been

[Mick Mac]

1st Man - I walked the whole way to that new street market the other day, you know the one near Camberwell.

2nd Man - Walworth?

1st Man - No, a complete waste of time.

[Ted Max]

Forfucksake Mick, sort it out. It's not the arseing Limerick thread where you can write any old horsewank and expect to get away with it. Catch yourself on, as Jim Macdonald used to say.

[Mick Mac]

You broke the pattern Ted. How could you.

(Anyway, i thought my karen carpenter one was quite good...)

[Ted Max]

Feeling snubbed, Mick? I was only blowing a little smoke up your bellend.

1st Man: I'm redecorating a few of my friends' houses in upper East Dulwich.

2nd Man: Dunstans?

1st Man: Not yet, I'm still finishing Dave's.

[*Bob*]

1st man: Oooh... I drank eighteen pints of Guinness yesterday.

2nd Man: Blackwater?

1st Man: No, I went to the West Indies of my own accord.

[Ted Max]

As if we'd ever stoop so low.

[PeckhamRose]

1st woman: "I live in a block of flats on Peckham Rye"

The Cat: "Trent? Rother? Welland?"

1st Woman: "Well, yes it has been raining heavily but the rivers aren't that high".

[Mick Mac]

Ted Max Wrote:

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> Feeling snubbed, Mick? I was only blowing a little

> smoke up your bellend.

>

That's your prerogative Ted, as such a humourous guy. And I mean that most sincerely folks...

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