Sandperson Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 *Bob* Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Sandperson Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> I can't> > work out what is going on with him at the> moment> > It's not that difficult.> > He's just one of those blokes who'd stick his knob> in pot of Flora if he thought his wife wouldn't> notice.Isn't that every bloke? :))I guess I was naive and stupid to think he was a gent. Back to backing John Daly, at least you know what you're getting with him. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-274149 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 *Bob* Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Sandperson Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> I can't> > work out what is going on with him at the> moment> > It's not that difficult.> > He's just one of those blokes who'd stick his knob> in pot of Flora if he thought his wife wouldn't> notice.Or even in the rice cooker. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-274153 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 Apparently Tiger was always open about his flings - he often told his wife in advance when he off to play a round. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-274655 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Or got another Birdie....*boom tish Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-274657 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atila Reincarnate Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Far be it from me to be judgemental but I do beleive that many of the posters on this thread are a tad jealous of Mr Woods (and I don't mean Ronnie), the lucky Bar Steward. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-274691 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I read some of the metro over someone's shoulder this morning. Is there anyone that Tiger Woods didn't have sex with? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-274693 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atila Reincarnate Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Anne Widdicombe apparently. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-274694 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 Surely that should read "Me and Anne Widdicombe" Atila.If I were answering that question, I'd rule myself out first. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-274697 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atila Reincarnate Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Well, I'm sure you knew what I meant Mick Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-274699 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 3 of the women in my office aren?t at their desks right now. Can anybody account for Mr Wood?s whereabouts? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-274703 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atila Reincarnate Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Have they left early to go to an office party? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-274707 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 Atila Reincarnate Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Have they left early to go to an office party?Or a teddy bears' picnic? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-274709 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnia Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 This sure gives a new meaning to the 'get in the hole' merchants idiotic shout (or not so)! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-274759 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 Mick Mac Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Atila Reincarnate Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> > Have they left early to go to an office party?> > > Or a teddy bears' picnic?If you go down on the Woods today.... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-274774 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnia Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 That was subtle Mick! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-274782 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 Just thought I would type out the punchline to my own joke - just in case, you know how it is.... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-274794 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 And now they are saying he played a round with hookers.....BOOM TISH Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-274949 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atila Reincarnate Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Gives a completely new meaning to a hole in one. Runs away embarrassed. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-274963 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted December 11, 2009 Author Share Posted December 11, 2009 He lipped out on a few birdies just the other week. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-274965 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atila Reincarnate Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Mick Mac Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> He lipped out on a few birdies just the other> week.I hope you're feeling suitably embarrassed Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-274981 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Yeah I heard he, like, once totally chipped a ball out of a fairway bunker, using a pitching wedge and it went in someone?s cunt. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-274986 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 Sex with a Porn Star - The Best a Man can Get.Gillette's new advertising slogan. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-275684 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Townleygreen Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Face it, like most chaps, he has a c*ck for a brain Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-275740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 Townleygreen Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Face it, like most chaps, he has a c*ck for a> brainIf that is true, he probably has a bigger brain than most. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-275757 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Townleygreen Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I don't think size of c*ck cums into it - it size of his $1 billion bank account that they go for. Maybe. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8870-tiger-woods/page/2/#findComment-275761 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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