Tiger Woods

[Mick Mac]

Apparently seriously injured in car crash.

[buggie]

hmmm.... no consistant reports - airbags didn't deploy so low speed and talk of him being d/c from hospital with minor facial wounds.

Don't understand why there's no clear info coming out.

[Mick Mac]

not serious it seems now.

[woofmarkthedog]

The pipe ?

[Y'man]

Stormed out of the house after a row with his wife, knocked over a fire hydrant and straight into a tree, normal American driving skills. Police would only have been called because the fire hydrant going off would have registered.

[woofmarkthedog]

Yeah, I hear he has a huge hole in his "Ego"

Poor man

W**F

[*Bob*]

Do you think she had to go and find a golf club to free him from his car?

Or, er, do you think she, like, sort-of already had it in her hands as he, you know, ran out of the house and tried to escape at high speed?

(giggle)

[woofmarkthedog]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Do you think she had to go and find a golf club to

> free him from his car?

>

> Or, er, do you think she, like, sort-of already

> had it in her hands as he, you know, ran out of

> the house and tried to escape at high speed?

>

> (giggle)

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She staged the "crash" apparently after whacking him senseless with a "Wood"

She was seen dragging his body to the "crash site" by concerned neighbors

It's true....

[Harry]

I saw this today

TIGER'S NOT A LION CHEETAH BUT WIFE GOES APE OVER BIRDIE

[SteveT]

Well if you are going to whack someone it might as well be with a 'wood', a sand wedge just cannot match it for knock-out power.

[Mick Mac]

Here's an animation of Tigers story of events v What really happened (his wife chasing car with golf club...quite amusing)

 

[woofmarkthedog]

So the truth is out, naughty "Tigger"

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/11/30/tiger-woods-may-or-may-not-have-been-cheating-on-his-wife-but-probably-was/

W**F

[HAL9000]

Breaking News: unidentified middle-aged woman admitted to hospital from Tiger's home (mother-in-law?).

[SteveT]

When his wife tried to break in to the vehicle using the driver or wood, I was quite heartened by that as it showed she displayed interest in her husbands working life.

[*Bob*]

What has Rod Liddle got to say on the subject? - that's what I want to know.

[Mick Mac]

Even men are now calling up to say that they have had sex with Tiger Woods. This is one example - just listen to this commentator towards the end of this clip, he's having some of tiger for sure.

(For non golfers 1min20secs is the relevant part - "Here it comes...oh my goodness.....oh whaaoooo")

 

[SteveT]

He is pompous and arrogant and if he makes a mistake using the driver he always curses the photographers as if they have put him off his swing.

I think he married a viking not a Swede, she seems more than ready to fight her corner, and when the divorce comes she will no doubt be looking for large quantities of 'Danegeld'.

[GSJ57]

Can we change the title of this thread to: Tiger woods - F#@King Moron

[SteveT]

LOL:))

[huncamunca]

dull man, dull activity, non story

nothing to see here

[Jeremy]

Don't be so hard on yourself, Snorky.

[huncamunca]

I seem to have stumbled upon an online UK version of the National Enquirer

Coming up next, Britney Spears drives to shops without make up exclusive

[Sandperson]

I love Tiger and that shot is awesome but I can't work out what is going on with him at the moment and he has gone down in my estimations as a man. Still an amazing golfer though.

[*Bob*]

Sandperson Wrote:

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I can't

> work out what is going on with him at the moment

It's not that difficult.

He's just one of those blokes who'd stick his knob in pot of Flora if he thought his wife wouldn't notice.

[Horsebox]

huncamunca Wrote:

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> I seem to have stumbled upon an online UK version

> of the National Enquirer

>

> Coming up next, Britney Spears drives to shops

> without make up exclusive

But was she wearing any knickers? That's the question everyone's really asking.

Right?