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Sorry - I've been away and couldn't be bothered to read through the entire thread. How about this one?


Save money on postage: carefully open stamped envelopes addressed to you and keep them for reuse.


When you want to send a letter to someone, write his or her address on the back, scribble out your address, mark the envelope ?return to sender? and drop it in a post box.


[Don't even think about doing this for real - Royal Mail has enough problems already.]

daizie Wrote:

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> SMACKING the tip of your cock with a teaspoon in

> the style of a boiled egg will distract swiftly

> from any stubbed toe pain


Well, that's the blokes and chicks-with-dicks sorted.


What do you smack when you stub your toe, or is there more to you than meets the eye?

Looks like I'll have to keep this going singlehandedly. At least til I go away tomorrow. :)


BELL RINGERS: Don't waste time raising money to save your church bells. Get the same teeth-grating effect by simply dropping different lengths of scaffolding pipe off the roof of the church at 8 o'clock every sunday morning.

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