???? Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 ...any joy with the prototype Admin? I reckon it will reduce posts by half, cut out the arguments and you won't hear a peep out of me gone 8pm Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8608-forum-breathelyser/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I was thinking about starting a thread called ?drunk in charge of a keyboard? or ?The drunk posting confessional? or somesuch where people can dig up all the rants, emotional gushings and complete nonsense they have posted while drunk. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8608-forum-breathelyser/#findComment-262838 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Administrator Posted November 13, 2009 Administrator Share Posted November 13, 2009 It is still undergoing testing and just to clarify, it is a tube that plugs into the USB slot of the keyboard which you must blow into every 30 minutes to be allowed access to the forum. To stop people getting their sober family member to blow into the tube, the tube will check that the correct mouth is blowing the tune by means of a microchip implant into the lower lip which will come free with forum membership. An intravenous drip version will also be available (for a small fee) to users who find it difficult to regularly to breathe into a tube. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8608-forum-breathelyser/#findComment-262873 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Max Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 After you've done that perhaps you can sort out a Forum spell checker? *Looks up* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8608-forum-breathelyser/#findComment-262951 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Spelling correctly is hardly in keeping with the spirit* of this thread is it? *geddit? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8608-forum-breathelyser/#findComment-263058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Oh, look vod you've gone and done. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8608-forum-breathelyser/#findComment-263070 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted November 16, 2009 Author Share Posted November 16, 2009 That's fighting talk Ted, when I've had a few sharpeners I'll be looking for a straightner Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8608-forum-breathelyser/#findComment-263866 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Max Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Aw, did you get caught in the rain this morning, Quids?http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/5379312/2/istockphoto_5379312-portrait-of-a-man-with-beautiful-curly-hair.jpg Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8608-forum-breathelyser/#findComment-263955 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted November 16, 2009 Author Share Posted November 16, 2009 I've tried ironing Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8608-forum-breathelyser/#findComment-263977 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TillieTrotter Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Please god no....I'd been named and shamed immediately, or would I, I really can't remember. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8608-forum-breathelyser/#findComment-266373 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted February 13, 2010 Author Share Posted February 13, 2010 Any news? I suggest the prototype is trialled on Mick Mac's computer. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8608-forum-breathelyser/#findComment-296405 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckhamgatecrasher Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 I think CrystalClear is running a test at the moment. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8608-forum-breathelyser/#findComment-296540 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted July 29, 2011 Author Share Posted July 29, 2011 any more news on this? Come on, get your finger out Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8608-forum-breathelyser/#findComment-458980 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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