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huncamunca Wrote:

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> Welcome to the testosterone frenzy and off the

> cuff gangster remarks forum

>

> Please ensure you are tooled up at all times &

> have a brace of steriod fuelled wisecracking

> cockney gangsters at your beck & call at all

> times. The use of unoriginal & derived free and

> easy macho talk is mandatory.

>

> Lock stock & 2 smoking barrels will be shown in

> the lounge at 11PM sharp

>

> Please note, the management reserve the right to

> violently eject guardian reading liberals or

> anyone who does not show them the respect they

> deserve

>

> We hope you enjoy your time here


At least you're trying to help HuncaMunca, more than some of these lot are doing.

Good call on LS&2SBs, that could give JRussell some ideas about how to deal with the situation.

Your notion about violently ejecting Gruaniad readers seeems a little extravagant however, a casual shoulder tap, combined with a combat boot hovering over the toe of their Campers would suffice.

Obviously Alan Rusbridger would hear of it, but he wouldn't get involved.


Oh and JRussell, as well as the Dave Courtney DVD, I've got another of Joey Pyle who didn't f@ck about either.

huncamunca Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> Welcome to the testosterone frenzy and off the

> cuff gangster remarks forum

>

> Please ensure you are tooled up at all times &

> have a brace of steriod fuelled wisecracking

> cockney gangsters at your beck & call at all

> times. The use of unoriginal & derived free and

> easy macho talk is mandatory.

>

> Lock stock & 2 smoking barrels will be shown in

> the lounge at 11PM sharp

>

> Please note, the management reserve the right to

> violently eject guardian reading liberals or

> anyone who does not show them the respect they

> deserve

>

> We hope you enjoy your time here


At least you're trying to help HuncaMunca, more than some of these lot are doing.

Good call on LS&2SBs, that could give JRussell some ideas about how to deal with the situation.

Your notion about violently ejecting Gruaniad readers seeems a little extravagant however, a casual shoulder tap, combined with a combat boot hovering over the toe of their Campers would suffice.

Obviously Alan Rusbridger would hear of it, but he wouldn't get involved.


Oh and JRussell, as well as the Dave Courtney DVD, I've got another of Joey Pyle who didn't f@ck about either.

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