Horizon - Do I drink too much?

[HonaloochieB]

I used to regularly get lushed up with Peter Cook and Eleanor Bron and was pilloried for 'Beyond The Fringe drinking'.

[david_carnell]

Sometimes I just get the alcohol directly injected into my blood stream. Syringe drinking.

[HonaloochieB]

I heard Chris Evens complaining that even he just pops out for a half, it's all over the papers he's been 'ginge drinking'

[Moos]

Back in the day, I would occasionally pop out for a pint or two with the Doors, sweet chaps they were too. But it would be rude to have referred to it as hinge drinking.

[Windom]

Repetitive insertion of ale in face through movement of the elbow. Hinge drinking

[Ted Max]

Drinking with one half a cross-dressing musical double act: Hinge drinking.

I win.

[Moos]

Envy of faster posters, while having a glass of wine. Tinge drinking.

[Moos]

Getting in on others' act over a beer. Impinge drinking.

[Brendan]

Snakebites and black followed buy tequilas, a depth charge a stolen bottle of plonk from behind the bar and the slops from the drip tray: Unhinged drinking.

[sanity girl]

Letting your friends buy a round and then not getting one in yourself. Stinge drinking

[Windom]

Drinking and driving. Infringe drinking

[HonaloochieB]

I was going to try JD Salinger but thought better of it.

Anyone fancy a pint?

[Brendan]

Something like this H?

Pensively consuming 6 for 5 Stella every night contemplating how you have become the guy in the office flicking paperclips into a bin. The fate Holden Caulfield?s teacher warned him against in Catcher in the Rye. Unhinged Drinking.

[HonaloochieB]

I like that Brendan, but I was thinking along the lines of I used to go and rat-srsed with a reclusive author but found myself getting castigated for 'Salinger drinking'.

Looking at it now I'm glad I didn't bother.