Paris is out of jail

[James]

Who says you can't buy justice? She only served 3 days...

[georgia]

What a surprise...

Apparently she has been released because of a medical problem - not having any alcohol for 3 days probably

[Brendan]

Top drawer! Finally a topical thread with some real substance to it. >:D

[James]

Coming soon: an update on Posh's American adventure

[buggie]

apparently she might be heading back - she's being ordered back to court as (unsurprisingly) there's been a big outcry about this!

[citizenED]

Can't wait for the book! te he

citizen

[Ladygooner]

I heard she broke a nail which is why she had to be released - they wouldn't let her nail technician visit apparently!

[James]

It was never going to work anyway, she could easily get through the prison bars (admittedly her sunglasses would get stuck).

[Ladygooner]

Apparently the nail technician has been allowed in and she is now back inside!

[Brendan]

You know I have no idea why this topic is in the lounge when it is clearly of the utmost relevance to people in East Dulwich. Personally I can?t wait for the Paris Hilton Prison Chic striped sundress to hit the outsize shelves at Primark. Ooooh and the hollowed out French stick with the nail technician secreted inside.

[monica]

Paris is a very sad person with no substance in her life,only in the bank,mtv movie awards really illustrated how disliked she really is,if she cant take the hint now,she never will.On a lighter note did anyone see the mtv movie awards with the depp an himself.corrrrr blimey

[Red_Cat]

Sad but v v rich. Better than being sad and poor.