PetuniaButtons Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 My Laurence is a batchelor, in case any of you young ladies are interested!I says to him last night, I says, while we do love you living here, Laurence, I can't be hoovering round your feet for another forty two years, it's time you found yourself a lady friend. Me and Mr Buttons won't be around forever, you know!(it's true, though, my knees ain't what they was, and Mr B has his chest, so we wouldn't say no to the Sheltered. they have the Singing Postman on Wednesdays!..but I don't like to tell Laurence, it'd only upset him.)Anyways, he just gives me that little smile he does, then he offers to take Snoopy out. you know, it was half eleven. Freezing!They didn't get in till half five this morning when Mr Buttons was poaching his eggs! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-259553 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Tell him to get in touch Petunia, id love you as a mother in law Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-259598 Share on other sites More sharing options...
emc Posted November 4, 2009 Author Share Posted November 4, 2009 Oooh me too.... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-259600 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 See, 2 for the price of 1 Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-259601 Share on other sites More sharing options...
giggirl Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Mrs Buttons dearest - does Laurence have any Barbra Streisand CDs? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-259603 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Hope so, i like a bit of old Babs Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-259604 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cupid_stunt Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Yep, with Barry Gibb is the all-time tune. Anyone want to join me for a singalong? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-259611 Share on other sites More sharing options...
giggirl Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 No - not that - the one she did with Neil Diamond - now there's a song. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-259614 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellenden Belle Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 giggirl Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> No - not that - the one she did with Neil Diamond> - now there's a song.You don't bring me flowers anymoreOne of my favourites.... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-259626 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetuniaButtons Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 ooh, sorry I missed you earlier, girls- I've been busy with my rissolesNo, dear, Laurence is far too young for Miss Streisand. He prefers what I believe is called "nosebleed techno"dear me, what a racket! Mr Buttons says reminds him of the ack ack guns in Vicky Park...and as for your kind offers, Daizie and emc, you both sound delightful young ladies and I shall let Laurence know the minute he gets back- would you believe, he's just popped out with the dog again! Poor Snoopy won't have any legs left at this rate! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-259659 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 PetuniaButtons Wrote:------------------------------------------------------- would you> believe, he's just popped out with the dog again!> Poor Snoopy won't have any legs left at this rate!--------------------------------------------------------On the pipe still then ? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-259660 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle-ish Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Ok i'm not chicken like you lot. This is me - I was doing the Morticia thing at the time so don't normally look quite so scary - but I do like my men to be obedient.Single men of Dulwich, please form an orderly queue! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-259688 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brum Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 *stands in line, silently, feeling slightly nervous* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-259740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
emc Posted November 5, 2009 Author Share Posted November 5, 2009 Hurray, another brave person! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-259760 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Leagle, is that an un -extended pole dancing pole in the background ? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-259860 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle-ish Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Lol, no it's a lamp! Sorry to disappoint! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-259935 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle-ish Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 brum Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> *stands in line, silently, feeling slightly> nervous*Patience is a virtue darling! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-259936 Share on other sites More sharing options...
skidmarks Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Two ladies have been brave. Time for a bloke to be too. This is me.I'm the one on the right! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-260070 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 good photo. im impressed with your wife too. She looks the obedient type. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-260080 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle-ish Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Skids, you look nice enough and seem to like animals, but what are your amnitions for when you leave school? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-260084 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellenden Belle Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 LegalEagle-ish Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Skids, you look nice enough and seem to like> animals, but what are your amnitions for when you> leave school?*splutters*..Legal Eagle - of all the people to utter such a comment! Tsk!But am I the only one who imagined someone completely different to have a moniker of Skids? You look so wholesome darling. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-260111 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 skidmarks, that's a nice photo, and you are a good-looking man. Good work by the brave of ED!But if I were to caption the photo I'd be putting a thought bubble above the one on the left reading "Honest, I don't know this guy, he just came up to me" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-260136 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 skidmarks is a top bloke - we had a good natter at the curry club a couple of months back! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-260144 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbboy Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 thats a beautiful chocolate labrador Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-260160 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 200 Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8344-single-men-in-east-d/page/8/#findComment-260168 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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