Which Phone

[Spartacus]

I am due an upgrade (well lets be honest the same phone and contract for 4 years... I must be)

so questions is

Palm Pre or HTC Leo (HD2)

and why ?

[????]

Do you like snails or oysters?

[littlebluefish]

Go for an iPone. Best Phone ever..

[*Bob*]

Upgrading is so, like, 2006.

In 2009, downgrading is where it's at.

Ask your service provider for their crappiest little phone, get 600 minutes and 400 texts for ?8/month - and give yourself a pat on the back.

[*Bob*]

The advantage of getting an iPhone is that you can hold an 'iPhone Party'.

An iPhone Party is just like a normal party, except that at - at a given moment - everybody who has an iPhone gets their iPhone out and discusses who has the latest operating system and which new applications will run on it which you couldn't get on the previous OS - for about half an hour or so.

If you just have an ordinary phone, you only get to have 'a party'.

[red devil]

I have an iTouch, I get to stand in the kitchen at an iPhone Party...

[Mick Mac]

Agree with Bob if you just want a phone. Cheapest is best.

However the Nokia N95 is the best "phone" I have ever had. But why call these phones - surely they are little computers - full internet, gaming, music players, and even live BBC tv/BBC iplayer available.

[????]

I'm in the cheap phone gang too - got a Blackberry for work, loathe it, my personal one cost ?30 including ?10 of credit and I'm a bit pissed off as it's got a camera I don't need...but, hey, it's geeky on here so we'll be in the minority

[*Bob*]

If you can't spend the evening explaining to your bored wife how you've just managed to install an App on your iPhone which makes it emulate a malfunctioning ocarina, then you aint got nuthin'.

Excuse me for a moment, I just need to make a quick call - from the Microwave oven.

[woofmarkthedog]

Any phone as long as it rings and you can say "I'm on the train dear, what's for dinner"

Then you can slip back into an alcoholic slumber on the 8:17 home.

W**F

[littlebluefish]

If you want to know what's for dinner, there's an App for that.

[Mick Mac]

???? Wrote:

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> I'm in the cheap phone gang too - got a Blackberry

> for work, loathe it, my personal one cost ?30

> including ?10 of credit and I'm a bit pissed off

> as it's got a camera I don't need...but, hey, it's

> geeky on here so we'll be in the minority

Yeah - but quids - last night I showed the bored wife how I could download the Ladbrokes application to bet direct from my mobile - how about that. I'm sure you are jealous - oh yes you are - I can see it, I can...

[Brendan]

I just dug out an old Nokia from 2002 that was in the phone graveyard at the back of the dresser. The battery lasts a week and a half, I never pay more than ?9 a month and it?s retro innit.

Snake is pretty fun to.

Nobody ever fucking phones me though.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I wish I still had my old Nokia - only phone I've managed to completely work out. Blessed child left it in a field!

Making do with Woolworth's cheapest a basic SAGEM. Wanna swap Brendan? Woolworth's must have some antique value?

[Brendan]

Only if it actually has Woolworths written across it.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Darn!

[Muley]

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"Got an old phone that you no longer use sitting at the back of the dresser? Why not call Bazooma.com and turn your unwanted piece of old crap into CASH!"

[Muley]

"How about your unwanted gold? Simply extract the fillings from your teeth and your wifes wedding ring, send them to us, and we'll turn them into CASH!"

[bigbadwolf]

I know a few people (mum included) who have an iphone and I'm alarmed at how protective they are over their new gadget considering it's many purposes.

We join our couple on their way home after a middle class soiree of dinner, wine, cheese, charades and gloating to friends about the never ending wizardry of their phone.

Wife: Oh darling, what a mesmerising evening.

Mockney Piers: Wasn't it just. Did you see the look on Seans face when the phone got my coat?

W: Yes, he was pee green with envy.

MP: Quite.

W: Oh darling, I love you.

MP: I have to ask. Y...y...you don't just love me for my phone, do you?

W: Of course not darling. I love you for the man you are.

MP: I'm sorry, but I had to ask.

Hoodie: Oi blud, gimme your phuckin phone!!

MP: I'm afraid I don't get free evening calls after 10 p.m young man, you'll have to wait until you get home.

H: I don't wanna ring anyone. I wanna sell it you prick!!

MP: Oh I see. Well I'm afraid I can't do that.

W: Darling he's got a knife, just give him the phone. It is insured after all.

MP: That's not the point.

H: Blud, if you don't gimme that phone I'm gonna stab you in da eye!!

MP: I'm sorry but there's no way I'm handing over KITT.

H: What!! W: What!!

MP: He's more than just a phone.........h...h...he's my friend!!!!!!!

H: Hang on. Isn't KITT what the cars called in Knight ri...arrrggggghhhhh!!!

W: Goodness darling, is he dead?

Iphone/KITT: He's not dead, just knocked out. I sensed your distress Mockney so I electrocuted the offender. He'll come around in about 10 minutes so I suggest we make our escape.

MP: You see darling. What would we do without him!! I can't wait to tell Sean.

Iphone/KITT: What would you like for breakfast tomorrow Mockney?

[Mick Mac]

Very good BBW. (tu)

[mockney piers]

Whereas of course in real life, missus mockney would have simply kicked him in the nuts and then lectured him to get a proper job.

Plus sean's phone is better than mine, well it was until he discovered iPhones are made from wet soap.

[Moos]

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...until he discovered iPhones are made from wet soap

I do hope this thread isn't going to degenerate into sordid jokes about nuns.

[bigbadwolf]

Don't tempt me Moos.

[woofmarkthedog]

It does doesn't it.

Oh am i early ? ....... one had a stroke & the other couldn't reach.

[Ted Max]

"Nice tits, where do you want the blinds?"