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Nigee Wrote:

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> The truth is a lemon meringue??


It is wrote 'Blessed are the pastry chefs, for they shall ensure there is no spot of grease in the bowl before beating the egg whites. They shall create the lemon meringue in perfection, but the Lord will keepeth an eye on them so that the sin of being flash does not enter their hearts. The pastry chefs will be as ants that toil with an arse-full of formic acid and will take the ant's humility when they serveth the meringue to their richers and betters. Deeply humile shall they be.

The punters upon receiving the meringue, will sniff of it's fine fragrance and compliment its presentation.

Then turn to the idlers, tax collectors and fornicators, with whom they feel their chances are half and bare heedless of the meringue (truth, still with me?) they break the crust, toy with it, dip their middle finger in the sauce and thoughtfully take suck of it.

But cosumeth any round the table of the entire truth? Sorry, meringue. I say unto thee, nay not even one in ten.

It fair maketh one spit, doeth it not?

And the moral is, when Jesus spent forty days and forty nights in the dessert, this is what he was getting at'


Edited to remove a spurious 'any'. I blameth being distracted by the idlers and tax collectors.

Not perhaps as some might think, the fornicators, I've always found them to be kindness itself.

Administrator Wrote:

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> We seem to have someone who likes to post daft

> messages on the forum under different user names

> at the moment. If you see something

> out-of-the-ordinarily stupid please report it.


That could take all day...we've work to do

Brendan Wrote:

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> I seem to have lost my muse and can only

> communicate effectively thought the medium of

> imbedded images at the moment.


She's around here somewhere (but tends to sulk if you spell her name wrong!)

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