a bit dizzee Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 2008's positions in parenthesis1 (8) Some people over the road had a party last weekend and refused to turn off the music at midnight2. (NE) Someone has picked some flowers from the park3. (1) The distant sound of a small child's laughter has prevented me from enjoying my pint of mild4. (2) A dog/fox has done a poo/frightened my precocious child5. (17) This organic meat is suspiciously cheap 6. (25) I left my car unlocked and someone stole my i-pod/mobile/organic butternut squash from the passenger seat7. (13) The pavement on a nearby street has been repaved, whilst my pavement remains a death-trap. Literally.8. (NE) The sushi served up in a local bar does not live up to the standards I became used to during my time in Tokyo9. (5) Some builders made some noise10 (8) A waitress with a funny accent made me wait while she had fun with her colleagues. As you can see, life in East Dulwich has not got any easier over the past 12 months. I, for one, am at the end of my tether trying to negotiate the slings and arrows of life that Lordship Lane and its surrounding areas continue to throw at us. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7979-top-ten-most-common-complaints-in-east-dulwich-today-2009-vintage/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsorganicsausage Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 You're forgetting the fact that all pram pushers will soon be taking over the bike lanes in the roads as they are clearly more important than any other pavement / road users! It's all the cheap organic meat you know. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7979-top-ten-most-common-complaints-in-east-dulwich-today-2009-vintage/#findComment-247769 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 What about unfounded, indignant generalisations? They seem to be about as East Dulwich specific as anything else. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7979-top-ten-most-common-complaints-in-east-dulwich-today-2009-vintage/#findComment-247794 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 My top 10 indignant generalisations of east Dulwich.1. Not enough tree's and greenery.2. Too many men wearing sandals out of season.3. The pubs have been ponced. Only the CPT is holding out with Jah Lush performing an exemplary rear guard.4. Hope and Greenwood is too dear (for me anyway).5. Never On A Sunday should never have closed.6. Too many w_nkers talking w_nk loudly into their mobiles.7. Target Arms will probably have to go Gastro.8. Franklins attracts the middle class moths to the bulb.9. William Rose, no matter how good the meat is, would be nothing without the spending power of east Dulwich. They'd be f_cked in Forest Hill. Or robbed.10. Most of the visitors at Northcross rd market never buy anything. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7979-top-ten-most-common-complaints-in-east-dulwich-today-2009-vintage/#findComment-247799 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 1)My house is worth 70% what I paid for it2)The EDF has gone to potcan't be arsed beyond themoh,3) Increased apathy Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7979-top-ten-most-common-complaints-in-east-dulwich-today-2009-vintage/#findComment-247802 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 "The EDF has gone to pot."I thought that was just Keef."can't be arsed beyond them."So you've started smoking dope as well then. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7979-top-ten-most-common-complaints-in-east-dulwich-today-2009-vintage/#findComment-247803 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eliza.D Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Classic for me was 'Randy shop keeper spreading STD' Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7979-top-ten-most-common-complaints-in-east-dulwich-today-2009-vintage/#findComment-247810 Share on other sites More sharing options...
iaineasy Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 haha "classic for you"?? That statment deserves further investigation. Where do you shop? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7979-top-ten-most-common-complaints-in-east-dulwich-today-2009-vintage/#findComment-247847 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Do a search for "lothario", and all will be revealled. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7979-top-ten-most-common-complaints-in-east-dulwich-today-2009-vintage/#findComment-247882 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Not all I hope Keef. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7979-top-ten-most-common-complaints-in-east-dulwich-today-2009-vintage/#findComment-248003 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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