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*Bob* Wrote:

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> Doesn't everybody get off on having a crap?

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> BE HONEST

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Yes but I'm not....erm... aroused t'uther side if you catch me drift. No further emissions.

Ok to pull up here ......



Prep 4 minutes


Quickest crumble ever ( I can make this in the 1st ad break & eat it in the 2nd ish)


1 big Tin of pineapple chunks


1 regular tin of strawberry/ raspberries or blackberries


Tip fruit juice and all into large ish oven dish


Cover well with good shop bought crumble mix


*On top add a handful of muesli or those mini mixed berry & seed packets you find at the supermarket and mess surface up with your fingers ( Quick ads are finishing..)


Wack into hot oven


Watch TV


When ads come on grab from oven, serve with ready made custard or ice cream


More TV, but plenty of Ohhs & ermmms yummy...





Honestly great considering the time it takes




W**F



* Optional

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> iaineasy Wrote:

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> > HAHAHA orgasmipoos?? brilliant!

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> No not brilliant, DISTURBING !

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> Sounds like someone getting off on having a crap.




Oh crikey... it DOES...it wasn't meant to though...oh how funny...[giggles socks off]

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