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Ding dong ( merrily on high )


My house looks like Santa took acid in Vegas & then some



Oh yeah the national grid droops & nearly stalls to it's knees at christmas ( see I said it Christmas )



W**F


*This is true, my kids still don't know I have been "Santa" at their school for years....( oh how I weep..with Joy)*

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Anyway, back to the subject in hand.


In this thread Woof has identified himself as the neighbourhood Santa flaws, who thinks it's 'amusing' to drag the area's reputation into the gutter by defacing the facade of his dwelling with decorations from Poundsqueezer.


Many people will have passed these examples of poor taste and asked themselves what drives the owners to tar themselves with such a chavvy brush.


The answer is simple.


Those responsible for this American craze had blatantly poor or tight (Scottish) parents. Upon opening their gifts as children they'd find that Santa had paid them a visit on a shoe string. When they inquired as to why they'd always get a Yo Yo and a Satsuma their parents would claim that Santa must have missed them on his seasonal journey.


As adults who've been scarred by Santa apparently poor effort in delivering the goods, they feel it neccessary to illuminate their house as a homing beacon in the hope that Santa will see them and finally make good on his previous oversights and bestow the backlog of gift on them.


Don't feel sorry for them.

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