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monica Wrote:

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> Lol oh come on Mick mac everyone has had a bit of

> girl on girl in their time, slightly blase about

> it now, been there bought the carpet and munched

> on it.>:D<


Oh Jesus, I just KNOW I'm going to regret this...but...by: "a bit of girl on girl in their time, slightly blase about

it now, been there bought the carpet and munched on it..." do you mean what I THINK you mean? ::o

monica Wrote:

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>

> Darling legal-eagle-ish

> Not necessarily true about sex not that great in a

> loving relationship. I have been married 11 years

> this August and we are still as rampant as we were

> in the first years.


I agree COMPLETELY...I've been married over 31 years and have a STUPENDOUS time with my exquisite "black pudding";-). He's quite delicious.

SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> I do hope no wasteful, une-eco-friendly plastic

> products are used...


Actually, my new venture just commissioned an environmental study on plastic and rubber accessories. It turns out they contribute less to global warming than their man-powered organic equivalents while providing deeper and longer lasting consumer satisfaction. That goes for the battery operated ones, too.

monica Wrote:

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> Lol oh come on Mick mac everyone has had a bit of

> girl on girl in their time, slightly blase about

> it now, been there bought the carpet and munched

> on it.>:D<


Nope never had my lino licked by a woman ;-)

daizie Wrote:

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> Nope never had my lino licked by a woman ;-)


Glad to hear it. I've got you booked for a double helping of our tried and tested black pudding.


Let me know when you can take delivery - don't leave it too long or they'll go soft and squidgy.

daizie Wrote:

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> LMFAO! HAL your're making my eyes water.

> Better start doing my stretches.


I'm soooo tempted to reply - but I'll get banned, I'm sure! You'll just have to use your imagination. Just think about what you've just written...

Ladygooner Wrote:

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> http://www.omax.co.uk/

>

> Some women swear by this........



Eeeeeeeewwwwww....looks 'ORRIBLE....my "black pudding" looks FAR more appetising (and easier on the digestive system too!) - perhaps I should hire him out...actually, he's just been made redundant...now there's a thought...


PS: Ladygooner, if you DO see my delicious "black pudding" - just so you know, he knows NOTHING about this thread - let alone my postings!!

Ladygooner Wrote:

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> Sorry to hear your black pudding has been made

> redundant and of course I shan't mention a word to

> him about your postings! Although he may have more

> time on his hands now and post on the forum in

> which case he will see it all!



(GASP!)...Jeeezuss...I shall just have to employ HAL9000's tactic and claim that my account was hacked!


Oi! Why are'nt you hard at work - it's not 5 o'clock yet!?;-)


PS: thanks for kind words

At the risk of being called a prude (or have someone start a thread about how good I am at telling people off) can I say that I think this has gone on long enough.


This thread has been entirely hijacked by a small group with juvenille, smutty innuendo and in-jokes.


I actually think LE was serious in offering her services to help people enjoy a guilt-free and happy sex life. If the subsequent posts prove anything, it's that there is certainly a need for her services, as several posters don't seem to be able to treat sex as anything other than something dirty to snigger about.

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