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I can see it working Woof but I personally would never use it because I think that these silly tag/straplines are for silly billy's and I'm not silly billy.


I'm a bit of a dickhead at times but that's still no excuse for me to advertise my underlaying 'dark side' in such an arsehole-ish manner.

Imagine if we found the most unusual thing in the most unusual place, so like if Helium came out of your girlfriends nipples one night . What a bizarre effect that would cause after nuzzling around there a while & just as the real action starts you say "Oh baby I'm so hot for you I'm gonna f....." in Vern from big brothers voice.


Would that be a turn on or what?



Off topic yes!



But there is a place in your head , No?




OKAY




W**F

That's reminded me of an incident that should have really gone in the 'rott off' thread, any way, ex b/f and i were 'in the act' and he said ' im really sorry but ive got to pass wind' so he slowed down and he passed wind, my reaction was to laugh which made me then pass wind . Serves him right. He was freaked out by the experience and i thought it was the funniest thing ever

If nothing else, at least I now know who flapjackdavey really is


But Portishead are ace and the last album was even acer. And anyone thinks they have 2 songs - I defy anyone who listened to the first album at dinner parties a la This Life to do the same with the last album...

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