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I love it when Sainsburys have a beer bargain bin. Individual cans and bottles of Carlsberg, Fosters, etc which have been separated from the multi-packs. Labels have come off the bottles, cans are dented, and a quarter of the contents might even be curiously missing. But they're only 20p each, so I can't help filling the trolley. It's like I revert to studenthood.

Keef Wrote:

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> I remembered this thread when I was in tesco

> express the other night, and felt shamed. I ended

> up buying some posh pate and cranberry sauce

> rather than my pukka pie!


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Oh no, just go with the "Rot" vs "Toff" I ere toward the shameful pukka pie, was it in the discounted section with a yellow label?

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> I discovered my ex-wife in a proper "Rot off" ,we

> lived on the top floor & she didn't hear me come

> in.

>

> She was prone on the bed eating

> tuna,sweetcorn,mayo pasta mix with a spoon

> straight out of the pan.

>

> Eastenders was blaring out & she was ..ahem

> ..."having a mosey round the ladygarden" at the

> same time.

>

>

> Ehhh......Quality!

>

>

>

> W**F

>

>

> ( I of course withdrew from the "scenario" as

> quietly as I could )

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Oh as a "Dead Rot" I went to a Funeral on Monday .............bumped into the ex wife as above first time in years..


ahem...."oh my mind played rotten tricks it did"

Keef Wrote:

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> My dirty shop from the Tesco express is usually


> 4 pint size Stellas (normally I wouldn't choose

> Stella, but the selection is rubbish)



Keef are you out of your bloody mind. You're paying ?6.58 for 4 pint size cans of beer!


Go to the Spar opposite fozzy hill swimming pools and you can get yourself 8 500ml cans of either Holsten, Kronenburg or Fosters for ?6.50!


Jesus Christ Keef, pull your bloody finger out!



Oh and just so you know. Keno's opposite fozzy hill Police station on Dartmouth road is open till about 6 a.m but the prices are a bit steep to say the least.

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> Keef Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > My dirty shop from the Tesco express is usually

>

> > 4 pint size Stellas (normally I wouldn't choose

> > Stella, but the selection is rubbish)

>

>

> Keef are you out of your bloody mind. You're

> paying ?6.58 for 4 pint size cans of beer!

>

> Go to the Spar opposite fozzy hill swimming pools

> and you can get yourself 8 500ml cans of either

> Holsten, Kronenburg or Fosters for ?6.50!

>

> Jesus Christ Keef, pull your bloody finger out!

>

>

> Oh and just so you know. Keno's opposite fozzy

> hill Police station on Dartmouth road is open till

> about 6 a.m but the prices are a bit steep to say

> the least.


But you'd expect to pay a little extra for the atmosphere, convenience and if 'Neb' is on shift, access to the small but perfectly formed tins of Heinz Toast Toppers.

The cheese and ham if he's in a good mood.

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> I also pay the extra so that their dog that's

> aptly named "187" doesn't tear my jugular out if I

> slam the freezer a little too hard when I'm

> pissed.


Of course good ol' 187. He's got that poor outlook from being named after one of the crappest Samuel Jackson films.

They could have gone for Pulp, Snake or Coach Carter, but no 187, and we know what that's code for.

1 tin of minced beef

1 tin of mixed veg - diced

Powdered dried potato (not Smash)


Open tins, drain veg and empty mince and veg into pan. Heat until hot. Take off heat and slowly add dried potato powder while stirring. Stop when no more powder will be absorbed and the contents of the pan stay in place when inverted.


Add plenty of FGP. Scoff.

???? Wrote:

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> I remember Spaghetti Bolognaises cooked as

> following when I was a soap dodger

>

> Ingredients:

> Spaghetti

> Tomato ketchup sachets (as many as could be stolen

> from local cafe)

>


My boyfriend actually served me this for dinner last week...apparently man-flu was affecting his cooking skills.

> To cook:

> Spaghetti boiled for 30 mins (sod al dente)

> Tomato Ketchup from sachets added

> Serve

Would you be the same silverfox who wrote 'this is haute cuisine a la East Dulwich - as is every Indian restaurant up and down the street. It's stodge for British people who don't have a clue what real food is and, if they did they wouldn't eat it' on the Le Chardon thread, by any chance? Just wondered...

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