???? Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Dump them here...I'll start with a mild one1) Sh1t countries that we colonised Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted August 14, 2015 Author Share Posted August 14, 2015 No takers?How about?2) W*nkers you wished were banned Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887831 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted August 14, 2015 Author Share Posted August 14, 2015 ???? Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Dump them here...> > I'll start with a mild one> > 1) Sh1t countries that we colonisedOk Quids - Australia, the US, Pakistan and Ireland just for starters Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887833 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loz Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 ???? Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Dump them here...> > I'll start with a mild one> > 1) Sh1t countries that we colonisedJust as well you didn't say 'invaded'. There only 22 countries Britain hasn't invaded (yet). Here's a map if you'd like to go for the whole set...http://www.humanosphere.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/map-where-brits-never-invaded.jpg Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887834 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted August 14, 2015 Author Share Posted August 14, 2015 I fancy a pop at Paraguay,,,got Citizenship yet Loz? If so, you're in Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887835 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted August 14, 2015 Author Share Posted August 14, 2015 I'm also disappointed we've not had a row with Sweden Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887836 Share on other sites More sharing options...
numbers Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Loz isn't using the forum so won't be reading your question. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887837 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted August 14, 2015 Author Share Posted August 14, 2015 We nearly did Luxembourg in 1983 too. Propa England fans. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887838 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salsaboy Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I see Quids has been on the sherry again. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887847 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese Toastie Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I've always been dubious about that map. "Invaded" seems to also include e.g. NATO peacekeeping forces and new countries in old boundaries, rather than the old plant the flag on conquered territory thing which seems to be its implied purpose. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887854 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabag Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 ???? Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> No takers?> > How about?> > 2) W*nkers you wished were bannedGod yer! Great threadHim and her for startersI'm sure there's more Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887868 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otta Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 ???? Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> No takers?> > How about?> > 2) W*nkers you wished were bannedI very nearly started a "Least favourite forumites" thread on a couple of occasions. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887874 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Medic Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 100 posters I'd like to see banned. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887886 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louisa Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 How about "Rye Lane should be cordoned off and fumigated" or the just as appealing little nugget of "Posh mothers and offspring should be banned from local boozers". Louisa. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887890 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted August 15, 2015 Author Share Posted August 15, 2015 You've done them both already Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887896 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louisa Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Yeah but they were part of wishy washy cuddly little threads beating about the bush. These two would be more robust and to the point. That kids in pubs thread in general issues needs a good kick up the backside. We need to be talking about employing bouncers to remove mothers and brats for a start. No messing. Louisa. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887900 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriendsOfTheTerrapin Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Louisa Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Yeah but they were part of wishy washy cuddly> little threads beating about the bush. These two> would be more robust and to the point. That kids> in pubs thread in general issues needs a good kick> up the backside. We need to be talking about> employing bouncers to remove mothers and brats for> a start. No messing. > > Louisa.Agreeing with Louisa. Should probably be in the "Things that cause you irrational rage" thread... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887913 Share on other sites More sharing options...
numbers Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Louisa Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Yeah but they were part of wishy washy cuddly> little threads beating about the bush. These two> would be more robust and to the point. That kids> in pubs thread in general issues needs a good kick> up the backside. We need to be talking about> employing bouncers to remove mothers and brats for> a start. No messing. > > Louisa.Why pick on the mothers and not the fathers? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887944 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louisa Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 OK 'parents' with kids. But I must say, the quintessential posh mother and brats invading public spaces gets my back up more than any other. Posh dads just need a shave and the removal of any jack wills inspired items on their person (most of the time). Louisa. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887947 Share on other sites More sharing options...
numbers Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Sounds like you're against 'posh' people having the temerity to go out in public rather than anything to do with parents. Inverted snobbery at it's best. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887966 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Medic Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Isn't the point of this thread to list threads you would never actually start? In which case it's a bit silly to argue about something that never happened as it's really just a bit of fun......here's one from me.Shouldn't the Curry Club thread be moved to the What's On section. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887972 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louisa Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Not about that numbers. It's about having adult only spaces and none of this 'children's zone' crap that half of our locals now adhere to so they can be child friendly and thus boring for the rest of us. Take the kids to a daycare place rather than 'owning' a boozer for the day. Louisa. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louisa Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Good point Alan. Others on my list:"ban cyclists from public roads- a danger to cars and pedestrians!""Let cars park wherever they like" Louisa. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887979 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Alan Medic Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Shouldn't the Curry Club thread be moved to the> What's On section.You're not thinking straight Meds, if that happens it won't be part of the 100's game and gone will be the opportunity to childishly annoy MP... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887982 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Medic Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Unlike your normal balls RD, I don't have any to try that again. Bad enough mentioning it here as a piece of fiction. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/70618-threads-that-you-never-quite-had-the-bottle-to-start/#findComment-887991 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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