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Ooh, I think I know who that wouldve been!


It's probably my boy Laurence (well, I say boy, he's 42)...he's a good boy. He don't live down Landells though, he lives here with me and Mr Buttons. He wouldn't want to leave his old mum, now would he?


Anyway what he likes to do is he likes sometimes to take a little stroll late at night. Well, I say stroll, sometimes he's gone hours, he don't come in till I'm gettin up sometimes. I tell you what though it always does him the power of good, his little perambulations, he always comes back with a bit of colour in his cheeks, love him.


As for the suitcase, that ain't a suitcase, it's me Sholley. You see I says to him if you're going out and about late at night you should take Snoopy out with you, cos it ain't fair him stuck indoors while you're out in the fresh air, and he did make a bit of a fuss, but we come to an arrangement about it.


Trouble is Snoopy's not getting any younger and his hips- well they ain't what they were and so he can't go too far till his back left leg starts to splay. Then Laurence has to put him in the Sholley and wheel him home.


Well I'm glad to have helped clear that up. It's always nice to be of service to the community, as Mr Buttons always says.

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