The Castle

[Brendan]

Or vicars? I?m pretty sure its vicars.

[lenk]

Surprisingly, all are true.

[jimbo1964]

I must say it looks fantastic.

[Brendan]

A few to many Mormons for my liking.

[Ted Max]

Does it still have the pool table? All three of my locals have pool tables. I suppose it's only fair the SE22-ers have one for themselves.

[Horsebox]

Brendan Wrote:

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> A few to many Mormons for my liking.

Mormon pole dancers not your thing then, Brendan?

[Muley]

My cousin is a Welsh Mormon vicar and at 8.31pm he's gonna hunt you down like a dog and punch the back of your head in.

Tidy.

[Brendan]

As long as they don?t wear clip-on ties and try to covert me I will tolerate them.

[Muley]

No, he wears a dog collar and only coverts his neighbours ass.

[Brendan]

Is his neighbour a pole dancer?

[Muley]

[Annasfield]

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> I'd be more worried about him letting his son wear

> a Chelsea shirt

Beat me to it.

[Goodliz]

Ted Max Wrote:

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> Does it still have the pool table? All three of my

> locals have pool tables. I suppose it's only fair

> the SE22-ers have one for themselves.

Yes it did have a pool table.

[HonaloochieB]

Never mind pool tables, why do all the 'elders' in the Mormons look about twelve years old?

[Horsebox]

It's the Mormon diet. Does wonders for the skin.

[Brendan]

It?s the clip on ties. They way they distribute weight abound the neck causes a minuscule change in the position of the head. Undetectable by any normal means this change is however enough to stimulate the pituitary gland to release a hormone that causes the aging process to stop a few years after puberty.

[HonaloochieB]

Thanks for that Brendan, I always thought it was their bosses taking the piss.