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Loz Wrote:

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> It's only a day or so into the Olympics and I am

> getting very annoyed by the word 'medalled', as in

> 'He medalled at the world championships.'.

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> 'Medal' is not a verb. Get your act together,

> Beeb.



This reminds me of my GP practice, they have a sign in machine which allows you to "arrive" yourself.


"Excuse me, I've been waiting 50 minutes, can you tell me when I'll be seen?"


"Sir did you arrive yourself?"


"What? Oh, yeah, I arrived here and I signed in"


" So you arrived yourself then."


(IN MY HEAD) "F**K OFF AND DIE"

Ooh, RPC, have you read "The Admirable Crichton"?


LADY BROCKLEHURST. Yes, I am. (Pointedly.) George, watch whether Crichton begins any of his answers to my questions with 'The fact is.'


LORD BROCKLEHURST. Why?


LADY BROCKLEHURST. Because that is usually the beginning of a lie.

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