Who would you like to smack more? ?Rhetorically like

[ruffers]

Cameron, for letting us all down by being such a rubbish leader of the opposition. And don't start me on Clegg.

[Brendan]

*Bob*

Or

Huguenot?

[bignumber5]

Caught a repeat of top gear last weekend with just such a moral dilemma on screen together:

Jeremy Clarkson

or

James Blunt

(?)

[*Bob*]

If it must be me - and by your fair hand, Brendan - can I have it right on the botty, please?

I HAVE BEEN VERY NAUGHTY

[Brendan]

Sorry *Bob* but there will be no actual smacking. The question is merely rhetorical and intended to evoke thoughtful reflection a bit like, ?What is the sound of one hand clapping?? or ?If a tree falls in Adventure Bar will anyone hear it with all that racket??

[Brendan]

Although if you are into that sort of thing I do a few weekend shifts in the basement of target arms.

[barty]

Paris Hilton OR Victoria Beckham?

nonono....Paris Hilton AND Victoria Beckham. AND Katie Price as well please.