Property Snakes and Ladders

[Mick Mac]

I see Sarah 3 Bumps Beeny is back on the telly again.

All the people seem to be losing money in the new series. Lots of work for no return - does Sarah feel even a little bit guilty about starting this property developer epidemic that has led to so many people losing money - Not one bit, in fact lets start a new series where we get to watch them lose money (and cry on tv). What a lovely sadist she is.

[????]

oooh, I know, but she is lovely and so domineering. She can come and run her eye over my extension anyday

[*Bob*]

Tut, tut.. Will you ever learn, ?????

[Mick Mac]

She'd only want you to increase the dimensions of said extension Quids. She's a demanding lady with big expectations.

PS - Where is the Ascot thread you promised?????

[Brendan]

I would love to offer something snide, perhaps witty and maybe sarcastic about that awful woman and all the other awful people on those awful programmes but right now all i can manage is,

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[Annasfield]

Brendan? How on earth did you do that?

???? - I'm shocked.

[Brendan]

No fucking eyed deer.

[Mick Mac]

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[Annasfield]

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Oh, well thats a bit easy.

[????]

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[????]

I can!!

[Annasfield]

Loving the maturity in here.

[Mick Mac]

I liken Sarah Beeny to the old Charcol mortgage adviser adverts. 3 bumps but which one is the baby under.

[bigbadwolf]

The base and offensive content of this thread is exactly the sort of thing that's taking this forum to hell in a handcart and driving popular forumites away for good. You should all be thoroughly ashamed of yourselves for defiling the image of Sarah Beeny to such pornographic levels, some of you have children for Christ's sake! Is this the sort of image you want to paint of yourselves to your progeny?

Out right filth the lot of it

You should all be disgusted with yourselves!

Brendan, how would you like it if I described myself skull fcuking a member of your family?

????, would you be happy for me to spread rumours that pushed my barrow and tipped my cement up your missus's back alley?

You should all have your ears boxed!!!

[Mick Mac]

Oh dear. Its not even the weekend BBW.

[Annasfield]

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[Mick Mac]

How did you do that Anna?