Mile high club

[bigbadwolf]

Have any of you guys gained access to this exclusive establishment? I'm afraid to say that I've only graduated to the grotty 'mile I club' on a very long flight back from Canada and it was more a case of relieving boredom apart from myself but Ce la vie eh.

[HonaloochieB]

Oh bollocks, just when you start to like BBW...

[HonaloochieB]

I woulda shook his hand an' all.

[woofmarkthedog]

He's craving something i'm sure ..........

W**F

[HonaloochieB]

Ifn'a he hadn'a started shakin' sumptin else all about the doodad guddamn place. Sheeit.

[bigbadwolf]

I went for a bloody piss thats all! I start a thread about the private going on in a lav 35000 ft up and then everyone goes and starts insinuating I chose the manual option. Then again, if you follow that route I suppose you have the added thrill of playing 'hard to get' with yourself.

[woofmarkthedog]

Ah it's the subtle "I" one missed....oh dear very sorry to ......well...

you know "dis" you an' all that..

W**F

*punches self in the stomach.....ouuufff..*

[bigbadwolf]

You actually fell for it. Come on Woof, it is me after all. You have to realise along with everyone else that I have a filthy mind. I'm also available to babysit if anyone needs me, I've got my own nappies.

[bigbadwolf]

Yes, I jacked off in a plane, everyone does it don't they? Unfortuanatley it was post 9/11 so the pilot was a bit reluctant to let me do it in his cabin as we can't have things 'going off' in there, explosives or otherwise.

[Mikecg]

One Eyed Trouser Snake on a Plane.

[bigbadwolf]

Good grief Mickles did you do that all by yourself?

[woofmarkthedog]

Oh a fine Vein (blue) you are in..............

[Mick Mac]

I have gone to the "ladies" with a girlfriend at the cinema once - that was quite brave for me, but only a few feet high I'm afraid.

[LegalEagle-ish]

Do you expect anyone to actually own up to this?

[bigbadwolf]

I'd like to think so.

[dulwichmum]

Oh Mr Wolf, you remind me of myself when I was young and stupid - although I was never coarse or rude - just innocent... (smirk)

[bigbadwolf]

Really.