Lets create a limerick

[citizenED]

If the sun does not shine

[mightyroar]

It's all back to mine

[citizenED]

For a pint of beer and some falafel.:-S

When a poster made use of a smiley...

[Moos]

It appeared to be suspect - oh, highly

[mightyroar]

is it rude or just cute?

[SteveT]

will it do, does it suit?

[Moos]

Do I come across dopey or wiley?

[SteveT]

Saturday night with nothing to do

[Moos]

Couch potatoes all feeling quite blue

[SteveT]

Drear times indeed

[SteveT]

unless you're on speed

[Moos]

Tonight's highlight was using the loo.

[SteveT]

Cross post, and moos line worked better.

[citizenED]

Watch out if you nick from the store....

[Guest]

- Do you like being thrown to the floor?

[SteveT]

They punch and they kick you

[Guest]

They don't just plain nick you

[Asset]

and mete out their own sort of law

[citizenED]

When all the threads start getting locked...

[mightyroar]

the forumites seem a bit shocked

[Asset]

they must do as they're told

[SteveT]

or get banned from the fold

[SteveT]

might suffer the indignity of being blocked

[citizenED]

When the next first line started "when"....

[Brendan]

As often as nine-out-of-ten