Lets create a limerick

[mightyroar]

was splodgy and weird

[spadetownboy]

dribbled on to his beard.

[TillieTrotter]

Hats off to the person who can find a word that rhymes with south and mouth!

The temperature has dropped today

[Nero]

Which looked very uncouth (*change pron*) Nero

[TillieTrotter]

Was going to use that one Nero, spelling right, rhythm is out!

[Michael Palaeologus]

*The Temperature has dropped today* = Tillie

So, perhaps Mother Goose will not lay?

[citizenED]

She stressed and she strained

[atila the gooner]

Altough nothing was gained

[TillieTrotter]

So for Christmas the Goose will shall slay

[citizenED]

When they wrote a sit-com about us...

[georgia]

It was set on the 176 bus

[Asset]

but the pools of vomit

[atila the gooner]

MADE ME WANT TO GET OFF IT

[EDOldie]

And go for drink with Bagpuss

[TillieTrotter]

Good finish EdOldie.

This guy who calls himself Jesus

[mightyroar]

was shy of the razor and tweezers

[TillieTrotter]

he was high on his coffee

[Brendan]

And some Christmas toffee

[citizenED]

then did miricles so as to please us

[TillieTrotter]

Tonight is the night to party

[citizenED]

TT you are getting over excited, or you're already squiffy, or your memory is worse than mine - you started one with this line about 2 pages back...!

Lozzy was going to "come along as Russell Harty" if I remember right.

[Brendan]

CitizenEd is being pedantic

[SteveT]

CitizenEd's involvement's gigantic

[lozzyloz]

He ticked off Tillie

[Brendan]

With a C.G.I. willy