Lets create a limerick

[LizzygotDizzy]

we met an old man with aspergers

[Maximay]

He meant to say trip, ended up saying sh**

[bagpuss78]

(*Whispers* 'I think you've got your syndromes mixed up' this is not the next line!)

[Brendan]

He?d been misdiagnosed by the nurses.

[citizenED]

From sublime:

Maurice wants to know about crack

He's hoping that in Santa's sack

There'll be uppers and downers

and a few Golden Browners

A spliff a few Es and some smack

to ridiculous;

When we went down the Strip for a burger

we met an old man with aspergers

He meant to say trip

ended up saying sh**

He?d been misdiagnosed by the nurses.

Next;

We've been getting some posts from the dead...

[atila the gooner]

say people who are not right in the head

[lozzyloz]

It's that Alan and *Bob*

[TillieTrotter]

who are after the job

[TillieTrotter]

Of filling this forum with dread.

[Asset]

of most morbid post on the thread

[Asset]

[sorry, I hadn't clicked the next page]

[TillieTrotter]

There's a bunny being offered for free

[Asset]

which someone could have for their tea

[TillieTrotter]

Thats just what I'm thinking

[georgia]

Have you all been drinking???

I guess that's the veggie in me

[mightyroar]

the boys like to chat about rock

[lozzyloz]

But one of them's wearing a frock

[mightyroar]

he still likes a good riff

[lozzyloz]

when he's had a good sniff

[citizenED]

then he makes up the lyric ad-hoc

When the Forum attacted some newbies

[lozzyloz]

I found myself rolling some doobies

[Brendan]

It was just the drugs talking

[TillieTrotter]

now the newbies are walking

[mightyroar]

quick somebody flash them your boobies

[Brendan]

::o