Lets create a limerick

[TillieTrotter]

But they are pretenders

[Nero]

Who support such avaricious sin.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Should I favour Si Mangia?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

so sorry for blip - I should have refreshed screen!

[Jeremy]

Or the new place, with food from Tangier?

(sorry, there is no Moroccon restaurant locally, I couldn't think of anything else which rhymed)

[TillieTrotter]

My tummy is rumbling

[TillieTrotter]

so I shall go stumbling

[Asset]

and start with a huge glass of kier

[Asset]

Mic Martin took control of the dogs

[georgia]

He's as mad as a box of frogs

[Asset]

on the floor they all cower

EDIT: typo

[TillieTrotter]

From his masculine power

[Ant]

But they laugh when they see his crocs clogs.

[citizenED]

Thought it was Friday - but it's not...

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Probably result of taking some pot

[Asset]

so I'll sit in a fog

[citizenED]

And write a prologue

[Asset]

to the story I haven't yet got

[Ant]

My house is packed full of old junk

[Asset]

I'm gonna pack it all up in a trunk

[downsouth]

The take it down to Peckham Dump

[Asset]

My house is packed full of old junk

I'm gonna pack it all up in a trunk

to the dump it will go

for the heave ho

and stop me from being in a funk

[Asset]

There once were some folks in The City

[MadWorld74]

...being in a funk?

[Asset]

never heard that expression MW74?