Lets create a limerick

[Asset]

till his septum collapsed

[fish]

which caused a prolapse

[Asset]

now he has to make do with a toke

[citizenED]

this poor little runt of a limerick has been left dangling...

Jah Lush has gone down the boozer

Cos with limericks he's a bit of a loser

I'll add...

He mixed grape and grain...

[Asset]

came home in the rain

[fish]

Chased by Miss Lorraine

[Asset]

Jah Lush has gone down the boozer

Cos with limericks he's a bit of a loser

He mixed grape and grain...

came home in the rain

and blamed it all on his accuser

there once was a reiki healer

[bagpuss78]

Who drove a funky three wheeler

[citizenED]

She was skilled with her hands

[Nero]

Which are insured for ten grand

[georgia]

As she's also a good poker dealer

[Nero]

A woman slipped up on the 40

[fish]

There once were these toffs from East Dulwich

[fish]

Nero Wrote:

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> A woman slipped up on the 40

Her underwear was quite naughty

[Nero]

With her big, spotty knickers

[citizenED]

And a pair of blue Kickers

[bagpuss78]

She was for sure a sortee! :-S

[bagpuss78]

fish Wrote:

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> There once were these toffs from East Dulwich

who drank real ale, mainly courage

[MadWorld74]

they went to the ale festival, cause they couldnt get into Bestival...

[Brendan]

And it was crap :(

[Brendan]

That's free form limeriking there. ;-)

[MadWorld74]

par cour limeriking I'd say. Off the wall.

[bagpuss78]

For the ale they showed there homage

[Asset]

I'm giving MW the benefit of the doubt there and saying she meant that as two lines.

[MadWorld74]

yes I did and it wasn't very good either.