Lets create a limerick

[Jah Lush]

who started the limerick thread

[Jah Lush]

ignore that last contribution from me I'm off down the pub anyway.

[MadWorld74]

Jah Lush has gone down to the boozer...

[georgia]

'cause with limericks he's a bit of a loser

(joke)

PS. What happened to the other limerick??

[MadWorld74]

god knows! Mockney help! where are you...start it again

[mockney piers]

Ok two on the go

There once was a lady called Tillie

Who decided she wanted a willy

and

Jah Lush has gone down the boozer

Cos with limericks he's a bit of a loser

[MadWorld74]

There once was a lady called Tillie

Who decided she wanted a willy

She went into her local Tesco's...

[MadWorld74]

Jah Lush has gone down the boozer

Cos with limericks he's a bit of a loser

He's having a swift pint...

[mightyroar]

There once was a lady called Tilly

Who decided she wanted a Willy

In her local Tesco's

there were some from Mexico...

[Asset]

sorry guys - if you go back a few pages you will see some illustrations of limerick rhythm.

can we try and keep to the form.

[MadWorld74]

Asset go away, you spoil sport! Jesus talk about taking yourself WAY too seriosuly. Sod the limerick then.

[georgia]

There once was a lady called Tilly

Who decided she wanted a Willy

In her local Tesco

there were some from Mexico

which were sold with a free green chilli

[MadWorld74]

There once was a lady called Tilly

Who decided she wanted a Willy

In her local Tesco (She went into her local Tesco's...)mightyroar you changed the content, you can't change what's already written....

there were some from Mexico

which were sold with a free green chilli

[Asset]

that's a tad rude MadWorld.

A limerick is a limerick and the rhythm had gone distinctly off, I was not the only one to comment.

Tillie, where are you?

[MadWorld74]

tad rude?...are you being overly sensitive today? Asset?

[MadWorld74]

I've been told off...I'm going to the quiet room....sob sob

[Asset]

well - you tell me to go away and that I'm taking myself too seriously?

I don't take myself too seriously but the limericks are a different matter, there are standards to keep up!

[MadWorld74]

*MW74 runs away down the corridor towards the Quiet Room*......still sobbing

[mockney piers]

Come on kids, lets tidy up and be friends...

There once was the sound of sobbing

[Keef]

And from the noise my head was throbbing!

[MadWorld74]

until the tequilla came out

[Asset]

and we started to shout

[TillieTrotter]

And we're now having fun apple bobbing!!

[smith]

There was a young man from Honor Oak...

[georgia]

Who was partial to snorting coke