Lets create a limerick

[Rolo Tomasi]

Realised someone had stolen his luggage

[MadWorld74]

he searched high and low

[georgia]

So noone would know

[MadWorld74]

that he was fond of a dirty ol' rummage...

[TillieTrotter]

The ladeeees are having a swim

[georgia]

To try to keep themselves slim

[Keef]

But they've had too much drink,

and will shortly sink

[georgia]

But Keef will save them - how brave of him!

[MadWorld74]

(What happened with the cross dressing bloke from East Dulwich???) it took me ages to think of a rhyme!

[Keef]

I thought he was finished. Good rhyme btw :)

[MadWorld74]

At work)

It's half past four and we're eyeing the door, planning our escape for the weekend...

[citizenED]

this one was left hanging....(courtesy of Asset)

Any takers?

The pubs are now completely smoke-free

Although the smokes gone you can now smell the wee

You might gag on your pint

but p'raps you mighnt

[mockney piers]

If you go out and hug a tree (err instead)

[citizenED]

When the forum made up anagrams...

[georgia]

Hmm this one's obviously defeated us all....

Try a new one...

When the forum met for a picnic

[mightyroar]

It was all just a little bit cryptic

[Ko]

So they got lost in the Village...

[georgia]

And decided to pillage

Some food which they had to nick

[mightyroar]

Whilst looking for retro ED facts

[Ko]

I searched through the Chener book racks

But fell over the the famous bucket...

[Ondine]

oh typical - set up the visitor from camberwell to say the f word

[citizenED]

knew I would muck up it

[Ko]

After writing Chener, I remembered that thread where someone said there is always a bucket there to catch water from the leaking ceiling. I really didn't think about what could rhyme with bucket!!

[citizenED]

Whilst looking for retro ED facts

I searched through the Chener book racks

But fell over the the famous bucket

knew I would muck up it

so I headed to Nero for snacks

The buses were causing a stink...

[Asset]

for people who need time to think