Lets create a limerick

[Asset]

meanwhile all the folk

[Jah Lush]

think it's a joke

[Brendan]

But it is a dissident?s vindicator

[mightyroar]

wow. nice last line.

new first one:

The pipes are broke at Green and Blue

[Asset]

and the place will soon smell of poo

[mightyroar]

if only next door

[citizenED]

Would pull up their floor

[Mark Dodds]

To see if it's their drains too.

[Mark Dodds]

A young lady came out of the Bishop

[citizenED]

She'd had herself a little mis-hap

[TillieTrotter]

she was so pissed on cider

[Brendan]

As I came up behind her

[mightyroar]

she puked up all over the bustop

[madmanhoagy]

New limerick !

There was an ED mum called Penny

[mightyroar]

of tears and tantrums she'd seen many

[Nero]

But she still loved her sprogs

[bagpuss78]

she bought them crocs clogs

[mightyroar]

so they looked just as trendy as any

[mightyroar]

i havent yet bought any presents

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Too busy hanging my pheasants

[atila the gooner]

So now I'm off to the shops

[Asset]

A priest on Thought For The Day

[mightyroar]

huh? wot happened to the one before?

i havent yet bought any presents

too busy hanging my pheasants

so now I'm off to the shops

with a skip and a hop..........

[Asset]

[sorry, lost track but - what happened to the rhythm?]

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Just noticed the Chav one, thanx guys!

There was a boy who blew up his pocket,