Lets create a limerick

[citizenED]

Mockney, I might get drunk tonight, but although he's a thoroughly decent guy, I trust I wont wake up with the fear...

[monica]

Can we start a new one sorry Ed i tried to rhyme with your one.

There was a young blonde on goose green..

[georgia]

Who was hoping she wouldn't be seen

[TillieTrotter]

With the bottle of bleach

[georgia]

News of which would soon reach

All who thought her hair had a natural sheen

[citizenED]

A woman who breastfed her baby...

[Polly D]

She thought she was brave but maybe ...

[Asset]

she's causing a stir

[Polly D]

Her breasts were covered in fur

[SeanMacGabhann]

which never stopped her crowing "yay me!"

[georgia]

The pubs are now completely smoke-free...

[Mogs]

Although the smokes gone you can now smell the wee

[Verona]

You might gag on your pint

[Asset]

but p'raps you mighnt (colloquial Scots)

[citizenED]

When I parked in a disabled bay...

[Keef]

People got carried away!

[Asset]

(you didn't finish the last one)

my blue badge was faked

[TillieTrotter]

My excuse was half baked

[citizenED]

So the fine I did have to pay

[citizenED]

When everyone moved to the Ranch...

[Asset]

the forum acquired a new branch

[MadWorld74]

with lashings of gin

[Keef]

And a taste for sin

[Michael Palaeologus]

and Long Horns the size of ole' France

[Michael Palaeologus]

New One ...

A cross dressing resident of East Dulwich