Conspiracy theories?

[ibilly99]

Yeah I paid ?30 for the privilege of watching him up close - he reckons he actually saw at first hand Ted Heath shape shifting...

"It is often possible if you know what to look for - especially by the eyes. I once had an extraordinary experience with former prime minister Ted Heath. Both of his eyes, including the whites, turned jet black and I seemed to be looking into two black holes. This happened years before I got into the subjects I write about today. But when I began to meet people all over the world who told me of having the experience of seeing people's eyes turn black I knew exactly what they meant."

List of Icke Reptilians ...

William F. Buckley Jr: Head of the elite JANUS mind control operation based at NATO headquarters in Belgium which trains mind-controlled psychic assassins; child killer, Satanist, shape-shifter

George Bush: US President and Vice President, head of the CIA, and a stream of other leading roles in the Illuminati. Satanist, mind controller, torturer of children and adults, pedophile, shape-shifting reptilian, and major drug runner. Serial killer. Nice man.

George W. Bush, Jr. - front-runner to be next President of the United States. Son of his father.

Bill Clinton, President of the United States. Satanist, serial killer, based on orders he has issued for assassinations, sexual abuser of mind controlled slaves.

Hillary Clinton, wife of President and now running for political office in New York. Announced her intention to run at a place called Pindar. This is the code-name of one of the foremost Illuminati human sacrificers and operatives (See The Biggest Secret). High Illuminati witch and Satanist. Abuser of mind controlled women.

Al Gore, Vice-President to Clinton, and front runner to be the "Democratic" candidate "opposing" George W. Bush. Illuminati, Satanist, serious blood drinker. Reptilian shapeshifter.

Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, Richard Nixon, Lyndon B. Johnson. Presidents of the United States. Satanists. Users of mind-controlled slaves.

John F. Kennedy, assassinated President of the US. User for sex of mind controlled slaves. Probably a lot more we have yet to know.

Ted Kennedy: US politician, and head of the Kennedy clan currently. Brutal abuser of mind controlled slaves.

Henry Kissinger, former Secretary of State under Richard Nixon, and one of the Illuminati's foremost master minds of the agenda. Satanist, mind controller, child torturer, creator of wars of mass murder and destruction. Shape-shifter. Works closely with the UK's Lord Carrington.

Mikail Gorbachev, former President of the Soviet Union, now working in the US for the Illuminati Gorbachev Foundation which campaigns for World government, world army, etc., etc. Satanist and shape-shifting reptilian.

House of Rothschild. Satanists, child sacrificers, mind controllers, torturers of children and adults. Guy de Rothschild heads the dynasty and he is one of the top trauma-based mind controllers in the world. They are shape-shifting reptilians.

Habsburgs: See Rothschilds.

Rockefellers: See Rothschilds.

Astor's: See Rothschilds.

DuPont's: See Rothschilds.

Mellon's: See Rothschilds.

Dick Cheney, Defense Secretary under President Bush. Satanist, torturer of children and adults. Mind controller.

Robert C. Byrd, "Democrat" senator for West Virginia. Satanist and brutal torturer of adults and children. Mind controller.

Quote added by Hard Truth ?It is money, money, money! Not ideas, not principles, but money that reigns supreme in American politics.? -- Senator Robert Byrd, West Virginia

Bob and Bill Bennett, well-known US political figures closely connected to George Bush. Satanists, mind controllers, torturers of children and adults.

Lt Col Michael Aquino, US Military Psychological Warfare Department: Satanist (founder of the Church of Set), torturer of children and adults in trauma-based mind control projects.

Kris Kristopherson, actor and singer. Works with Aquino. Torturer, mind controller.

Boxcar Willie, country music singer. Satanist, pedophile.

Bob Hope "comedian". Life-time asset of British Intelligence, mind-controlled slave handler, and manipulator of the "entertainment industry" on behalf of the Illuminati. The "Rat Pack", including Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Junior, and Dean Martin were all heavily involved with Hope and others in the same line of work.

Billy Graham, "Christian" hero who has been funded from the start by the top Illuminati families and operatives like the Rockefellers and newspaper tycoon, William Randolph Hearst. Satanist, involved in mind control projects, close friend of Bush and Kissinger. Bloodline of the Satanic Illuminati Frank family which created the Satanic movement known as Frankism.

Queen Elizabeth II of the UK: Satanist, child sacrificer, shape-shifting reptilian. Major Illuminati figure.

Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother: As above.

Prince Philip: As above.

Prince Charles: As above.

Prince Andrew: As above.

Princess Anne: As above. Not seen to shape-shift.

Lord Mountbatten of the British Royal Family and World War II "war hero". Rothschild bloodline, and therefore a shape-shifter. Satanist.

Winston Churchill, Britain's war-time Prime Minister, and bloodline of the Marlborough family, one of the elite aristocratic bloodlines of the British Isles. Satanist.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt: US war-time President: Satanist.

Stalin: Russian war-time leader. Satanist.

Adolf Hitler, Nazi leader in Germany. Rothschild bloodline. Satanist.

Tony Blair, current British Prime Minister. Satanist.

Brian Mulroney, Prime Minister of Canada when he and President Bush introduced the NAFTA "free trade" agreement, which has devastated the Canadian economy. Satanist, rapist of mind controlled women.

Pierre Trudeau, Canadian Prime Minister. Satanist, rapist of mind controlled women, paedophile.

Edward Heath, Prime Minister of the UK from 1970-74 and the man who signed Britain into the European Community, now Union. Satanist, child torturer, paedophile, shapeshifting reptilian.

Willie Whitelaw, Deputy Prime Minister to Margaret Thatcher in the 1980s. Satanist.

Lord McAlpine of the McAlpine Construction dynasty in the UK. Satanist, paedophile.

Mohammed Al Fayed, father of Dodi Fayed, who died in the car with Princess Diana. Satanist.

[david_carnell]

Kris Kristopherson?

Aww man.... that guy makes some decent country music.

And now he's a satanist? What about Billy Ray Cyrus?

[Michael Palaeologus]

I remember David Icke as a sports reporter on BBC Midlands. My how he has come on..

[Mikecg]

BRC is the Devil incarnate.

[silverfox]

ibilly99, my eyes have turned black after reading that load of tripe

[HonaloochieB]

I'm almost embarrassed at bringing this one up as I'm sure everyone will know it.

John Sullivan was commissioned by the no longer in existence Peckham Marketing Board to write 'Only Fools And Horses', in order to promote the place with a view to turning the entire area into a Disney-style theme park.

It was going to have chains of Sid's Caffs where all the food had a dusting of fake and of course harmless fag ash over it. Teams of gormless Triggers would be on hand to 'help' the 'Tobies' as all the visitors would be called by giving them the wrong answers to anything they asked.

It was said that both Lionel Blair and Rupert Murdoch invested heavily in the project and had got some overseas investors involved.

Most were wary of publicity but two were Italian-American businesmen, Sally 'Girls Name' Ciabatta and Tony 'One Ball' Unfortunato.

It was the latter pair (Mr Unfortunato, that's no disrespect by the way) that put paid to the whole ambitious plan.

A junior clerk. a lowly junior clerk at that was lent a copy of the The Long Good Friday by his mate whose father used to have a drink now and then with a fellow that was on the dust. Stan was it? Albie?

Anyway his route took in the Home Office building, and it was one of the porters from there, Jack, don't know his surname but he lived on the Heygate who lent Stan or Albie the video.

Of course the lowly clerk, (Jason was it?) watches the film, notices the involvement of Italian-American busineemen in a London dvelopment, confuses the fiction on screen with real life and goes to his bosses. They get all narked and start asking for accounts, which of course wounds the amour propre of Messrs Ciabatta and Unfortunato who depart these shores in high dudgeon.

Lionel Blair and Rupert Murdoch departed shortly (I mean no disrespect Mr Blair) after this and the project died a'borning.

So what started out as a promotional video ended up as one of the UK's most enduring comedies.

Though of course in one the later Xmas specials Del Boy and co get in hot water with a group of Italian-American businessmen.

Coincidence I hear you ask. But is it? Answer me, IS IT?

Also you'll ocasionally hear some wacko come up with the notion that Iggy Pop was involved in an admin role, but there's no evidence to support this. APPROACH WITH CAUTION!

More details below.

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[ibilly99]

Silverfox your reptilian dna is triumphing over your mammalian dna - you need to drink the blood of children to correct this - BoxCar Willie as well - who would have thought

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/4/7/1/7/867174_356x237.jpg

[Mikecg]

He used to be such a sweet boy, he used to cut the grass.

[ibilly99]

Wahey Frank Zappa mikecg got the album somewhere in the attic

[Mikecg]

I'm a big fan of FZ he was a genius, a composer who happened to operate a thing called an electric guitar, Incidentley I have all his albums all 250 odd of them.

[ibilly99]

Big in Czechoslovakia I believe and very anti drug - mad enough already I would have thought.

[Mikecg]

I don't think he was mad, he took things for what they were and spoke the painful obvious truth about it all.

My main attraction to his music was the musicianship, the man had an eye for talent he brought the world Chester Thompson Steve Vai and Adrian Belew.

[Mikecg]

Back on topic,

Ike is too off the wall for me I just think it's total crap.

[mockney piers]

Does the pope shit on the woods (well, only when he's shapeshifted into lizard form obviously)?

Any slightly less controversial conspiracy theories than the lizard alien illuminati perchance?

Area 41? Sincerely doubt it, can't imagine the enormous time, energy and expense that interstellar travel would cost and aliens turn up, harass cows and farmers, and then crash in the middle of nowhere, but nooooooooo evidence at all crops up (no pun intended) anywhere else; just doesn't ring true.

[Mikecg]

I think theres a few on the forum.

[Mikecg]

Is'nt it funny though MP the complete garbage they dream up.

Why do all aliens in Star trec have American accent's? it's all part of the plan dreamed up by the new world order.

[Mikecg]

This geezers believable NOT, but he thinks it's true.

 

[HonaloochieB]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> Why do all aliens in Star trec have American

> accent's?

Just taken a quick poll and we're all convinced it's because they're piss-taking c*nts.

'Bookish' bloke in the corner looked up and said something about 'jeans road and berry', we just noddded and smiled, because he's a c*nt.

Does anyone know why everyone in the world is constantly surrounded by c*nts?

That'd be worth looking into.

[Mikecg]

I think your onto something here Hona, I recon in time we will all know, The Truth Is Outthere!.

[woofmarkthedog]

ibilly99 Wrote:

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> Yeah I paid ?30 for the privilege of watching him

> up close - he reckons he actually saw at first

> hand Ted Heath shape shifting...

>

> "It is often possible if you know what to look for

> - especially by the eyes. I once had an

> extraordinary experience with former prime

> minister Ted Heath. Both of his eyes, including

> the whites, turned jet black and I seemed to be

> looking into two black holes. This happened years

> before I got into the subjects I write about

> today. But when I began to meet people all over

> the world who told me of having the experience of

> seeing people's eyes turn black I knew exactly

> what they meant."

>

> List of Icke Reptilians ...

>

> William F. Buckley Jr: Head of the elite JANUS

> mind control operation based at NATO headquarters

> in Belgium which trains mind-controlled psychic

> assassins; child killer, Satanist, shape-shifter

>

> George Bush: US President and Vice President, head

> of the CIA, and a stream of other leading roles in

> the Illuminati. Satanist, mind controller,

> torturer of children and adults, pedophile,

> shape-shifting reptilian, and major drug runner.

> Serial killer. Nice man.

>

> George W. Bush, Jr. - front-runner to be next

> President of the United States. Son of his

> father.

>

> Bill Clinton, President of the United States.

> Satanist, serial killer, based on orders he has

> issued for assassinations, sexual abuser of mind

> controlled slaves.

>

> Hillary Clinton, wife of President and now running

> for political office in New York. Announced her

> intention to run at a place called Pindar. This is

> the code-name of one of the foremost Illuminati

> human sacrificers and operatives (See The Biggest

> Secret). High Illuminati witch and Satanist.

> Abuser of mind controlled women.

>

> Al Gore, Vice-President to Clinton, and front

> runner to be the "Democratic" candidate "opposing"

> George W. Bush. Illuminati, Satanist, serious

> blood drinker. Reptilian shapeshifter.

>

> Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, Richard

> Nixon, Lyndon B. Johnson. Presidents of the United

> States. Satanists. Users of mind-controlled

> slaves.

>

> John F. Kennedy, assassinated President of the US.

> User for sex of mind controlled slaves. Probably a

> lot more we have yet to know.

>

> Ted Kennedy: US politician, and head of the

> Kennedy clan currently. Brutal abuser of mind

> controlled slaves.

>

> Henry Kissinger, former Secretary of State under

> Richard Nixon, and one of the Illuminati's

> foremost master minds of the agenda. Satanist,

> mind controller, child torturer, creator of wars

> of mass murder and destruction. Shape-shifter.

> Works closely with the UK's Lord Carrington.

>

> Mikail Gorbachev, former President of the Soviet

> Union, now working in the US for the Illuminati

> Gorbachev Foundation which campaigns for World

> government, world army, etc., etc. Satanist and

> shape-shifting reptilian.

>

> House of Rothschild. Satanists, child sacrificers,

> mind controllers, torturers of children and

> adults. Guy de Rothschild heads the dynasty and he

> is one of the top trauma-based mind controllers in

> the world. They are shape-shifting reptilians.

>

> Habsburgs: See Rothschilds.

>

> Rockefellers: See Rothschilds.

>

> Astor's: See Rothschilds.

>

> DuPont's: See Rothschilds.

>

> Mellon's: See Rothschilds.

>

> Dick Cheney, Defense Secretary under President

> Bush. Satanist, torturer of children and adults.

> Mind controller.

>

> Robert C. Byrd, "Democrat" senator for West

> Virginia. Satanist and brutal torturer of adults

> and children. Mind controller.

>

> Quote added by Hard Truth ?It is money, money,

> money! Not ideas, not principles, but money that

> reigns supreme in American politics.? -- Senator

> Robert Byrd, West Virginia

>

> Bob and Bill Bennett, well-known US political

> figures closely connected to George Bush.

> Satanists, mind controllers, torturers of children

> and adults.

>

> Lt Col Michael Aquino, US Military Psychological

> Warfare Department: Satanist (founder of the

> Church of Set), torturer of children and adults in

> trauma-based mind control projects.

>

> Kris Kristopherson, actor and singer. Works with

> Aquino. Torturer, mind controller.

>

> Boxcar Willie, country music singer. Satanist,

> pedophile.

>

> Bob Hope "comedian". Life-time asset of British

> Intelligence, mind-controlled slave handler, and

> manipulator of the "entertainment industry" on

> behalf of the Illuminati. The "Rat Pack",

> including Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Junior, and

> Dean Martin were all heavily involved with Hope

> and others in the same line of work.

>

> Billy Graham, "Christian" hero who has been funded

> from the start by the top Illuminati families and

> operatives like the Rockefellers and newspaper

> tycoon, William Randolph Hearst. Satanist,

> involved in mind control projects, close friend of

> Bush and Kissinger. Bloodline of the Satanic

> Illuminati Frank family which created the Satanic

> movement known as Frankism.

>

> Queen Elizabeth II of the UK: Satanist, child

> sacrificer, shape-shifting reptilian. Major

> Illuminati figure.

>

> Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother: As above.

>

> Prince Philip: As above.

>

> Prince Charles: As above.

>

> Prince Andrew: As above.

>

> Princess Anne: As above. Not seen to shape-shift.

>

> Lord Mountbatten of the British Royal Family and

> World War II "war hero". Rothschild bloodline, and

> therefore a shape-shifter. Satanist.

>

> Winston Churchill, Britain's war-time Prime

> Minister, and bloodline of the Marlborough family,

> one of the elite aristocratic bloodlines of the

> British Isles. Satanist.

>

> Franklin Delano Roosevelt: US war-time President:

> Satanist.

>

> Stalin: Russian war-time leader. Satanist.

>

> Adolf Hitler, Nazi leader in Germany. Rothschild

> bloodline. Satanist.

>

> Tony Blair, current British Prime Minister.

> Satanist.

>

> Brian Mulroney, Prime Minister of Canada when he

> and President Bush introduced the NAFTA "free

> trade" agreement, which has devastated the

> Canadian economy. Satanist, rapist of mind

> controlled women.

>

> Pierre Trudeau, Canadian Prime Minister. Satanist,

> rapist of mind controlled women, paedophile.

>

> Edward Heath, Prime Minister of the UK from

> 1970-74 and the man who signed Britain into the

> European Community, now Union. Satanist, child

> torturer, paedophile, shapeshifting reptilian.

>

> Willie Whitelaw, Deputy Prime Minister to Margaret

> Thatcher in the 1980s. Satanist.

>

> Lord McAlpine of the McAlpine Construction dynasty

> in the UK. Satanist, paedophile.

>

> Mohammed Al Fayed, father of Dodi Fayed, who died

> in the car with Princess Diana. Satanist.

Sillybilly are you also "the beard" ?

Boy I'm exhausted

W**F

[ibilly99]

Raelians they're well cool

Rael

[beef]

Anyone really interested in the why's and wherefore's should check out David Aaronovitch's book on this very subject.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_ss_w_h__3_9?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=david+aaronovitch+conspiracy&sprefix=david++aa

[HonaloochieB]

There's also a good Rough Guide To Conspiracy Theories, concise and points you in the right direction for more information.

I bought it in Cheners some time ago, and when I did the 'man' behind the counter tried to charge me 14.99 which was the US dollar price instead of 9.99 the UK pound price.

He was very apologetic and charming when I pointed the mistake out.

But you never know...do you? WELL DO YOU?

[Santerme]

Kentucky Fried Chicken Is Owned by the KKK!

"Fast food chains seem to get a lot of bizzarre theories attached to them. For instance, it?s long been claimed that Domino?s Pizza supports an anti-abortion group, and that Fanta was invented by the Nazis. But the story about KFC takes this brand of urban legend to a new level, probably because of the sleek Southern gentility of its spokesperson, the ?Colonel? Sanders.

Legend has it that Colonel Sanders wrote a will that went into effect after his death in 1980, and that one of the clauses in this document was a demand that 10% of KFC?s profits be turned over to the Ku Klux Klan. Others go right to the source, and claim that the current owners of KFC are a secret front for the Klan itself, and so that (largely defunct) racist organization gets a majority share of the profits. The truth is that KFC is owned by the Yum! Corporation, which also owns such brands as Pizza Hut, Long John Silvers, and A&W. If they are a front group for the KKK, then they have a lot of people fooled!"

And A&W make the best hamburger in the world, just saying!

[bigbadwolf]

Apparently Dulwichmum is a 14 stone brickie from Penge.