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I checked out what my employer life insurance would pay out in the event of my death today and found out I am worth massivly more dead than I am alive. I'm tempted not to go on. So on my tombstone I will go for:


"He partied hard in his short time, but his life was well insured. Now his wife and family can party too.."


Contrast with Spike Milligan:


"I told you I was ill....."


Actually it was written in Irish "Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite". Which is more words than "I told you I was ill" but there you go.


What's your epitaph?

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skidmarks Wrote:

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> I?ll probably be a right old grumpy bastard in my

> later years so I?ll just have ?Get f#cked? on mine


Come on Skids, after what your grandad put on his stone, I think you need to make more effort.

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