What's the lamest chat-up line you're received lately?

[RosieH]

It very possibly is Mikie, but I don't know what the 68 one means

[matthew123]

I was in this pub when I overheard this guy saying to a stunning young philly, "Do you fancy a visit to the Palace?" ... she replied "Hell no!".. he then said "How about an afternoon in St James's Park" ... "NO thank you!" ... there was a brief pause before he said "Look sweetheart Anfield is sold out"

[Mikecg]

Please dont slap me when I tell you RosieH, Promise.......

[RosieH]

I can't reach you from here...

[Mikecg]

I've PM'd you, oh err missus.

[TillieTrotter]

I want to know too please.

[Mikecg]

What do you want to know TT?.

[TillieTrotter]

about the 68?

[*Bob*]

Hmm.. 68.. 1968.. oh dear..

[Santerme]

Doesn't 68 have something to do with one of the participants being a Dwarf?

[Mikecg]

TillieTrotter Wrote:

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> about the 68?

Ask RosieH.

[Mikecg]

I sent you a PM. hahaha hehehe......

TillieTrotter Wrote:

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> about the 68?

[TillieTrotter]

Cheers Mike, I owe you one.;-)

[brum]

Ok, to save Mike having to PM everyone who doesn't know, a 68 is like a 69 except you both face the ceiling. I was going to say you don't need to be in the Magic Circle to know this, but then that sounds a bit rude too ;-)

[TillieTrotter]

Not the explanation I got brum. Obviously some counterfeit 68's in circulation.

[Mikecg]

HAHA!

[brum]

Mike's version certainly seems more amusing - well, he laughs a lot about it! Guess I must wait to be PM'd to find out what it is, eh, Mike/Tillie?!

[*Bob*]

68.

As in.. "I'll owe you one"

[brum]

Sorry Bob, too obtuse for me, mate.

[*Bob*]

Not to be confused with giving six away

[RosieH]

Nooo, too much filth that I do not understand.

What is this giving six away of which you speak?

[Mikecg]

Bloody hell little RosieH has been leading a sheltered life havnt you Rosie.

[RosieH]

I think I've just hung around with more, cerebral types...

[Mikecg]

Deadbeats are no fun my little friend, you really must get out more.

[*Bob*]

RosieH Wrote:

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> What is this giving six away of which you speak?

I'm no expert, but I think it's something to do with snooker.