What's the lamest chat-up line you're received lately?

[RosieH]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> Deadbeats are no fun my little friend, you really

> must get out more.

A life lived in metaphor is a life half-lived. Give it to me straight.

*Bob* I don't get it, but then I don't follow snooker. The pink is worth 6 - is it something to do with that?

[david_carnell]

Sinking the pink?

Cannoning in off the brown?

In need of an extension, or a rest?

The snooker puns are endless....

[*Bob*]

Let's say you're on for the pink, but you clean miss it - that's a six point foul right there. You've given six away.

I'm sure the brown plays a part, but assuming you're potting the pink in sequence after all the reds are down, then the brown must already have gone down, so that doesn't quite work.

Maybe someone with a better knowledge of snooker can work it out for us? As I say, I'm not much of a snooker man. Hard anal sex is more my thing.

[david_carnell]

Maybe it was a free ball?

Ooh, I'm enjoying this...

[RosieH]

*Bob*, you are a true gentleman sir

[skidmarks]

It sounds like a change at Baker Street situation

[brum]

My aim was true though I mis-cued, got a lucky kiss off the pink then rattled the jaws before sinking the brown in the bottom pocket. I love snooker.

[ms_1316]

*places hand over girls mouth*

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

[Mikecg]

RosieH Wrote:

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A life lived in metaphor is a life half-lived.

Give it to me straight.

That's the best chatup line I ever heard.

[louisiana]

"You have magnificent breasts. Are you loyal?" Within sight, but not earshot, of my partner.

His FMCG employer apparently pays him a substantial 'mistress budget'. Perhaps I should name and shame the tosspot and his firm.