What's the lamest chat-up line you're received lately?

[HellNoHellYeah]

Some people say romance is dead but I disagree. There are some really romantic, delightful blokes out there. Then very occasionally you meet one who makes Medallion Man look refined and attractive.

I recently encountered an individual who seemed reasonably intelligent and fairly charming. Then - before there even was a first date - his entire persona seemed to unravel and his behaviour was so oily and laughable and offensive that I kept thinking Ashton Kutcher was going to suddenly appear and tell me I'd just been Punk'd.

Highlights from this particular individual included

"Shall I bring a pizza from my pizza shop over to your flat so we can f-u-c-k?"

and then some random 'joke' about the tightness of some woman's vagina.

And this all came entirely out of the blue and before we'd even fixed up a date. Needless to say I declined. Instead of accepting my rejection graciously he continued to try to cajole me into this pizza and sex business (Klassy....) and added, "try it, you might even like it." I'm not sure whether he meant I might like the pizza or his one-inch penis.

Anyone else encountered any shockingly lame chat-up lines lately?

[snorky]

Whats the lamest chat up line Ive had recently ?

Oddly , Someone recently came up to and asked me "whats the lamest chat up line youve had recently"

[mockney piers]

I take it that's a no to the pizza then...damn?

Is your dad a thief? Cos he took the stars from the sky and...phhhzzz....blt.....BBBBBRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[jimmy two times]

I'm assuming his initial chat up line wasn't too lame as you described him as seeimng charming. Sounds like he could open well enough but had difficulties closing the deal.

[HonaloochieB]

mockney piers Wrote:

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> I take it that's a no to the pizza then...damn?

>

> Is your dad a thief? Cos he took the stars from

> the sky

> and...phhhzzz....blt.....BBBBBRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I reckon it's probably a 'no' to the comestibles, Mockney but if you spruce up and recover the second part, the shag might still be viable.

[HellNoHellYeah]

jimmy two times Wrote:

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> I'm assuming his initial chat up line wasn't too

> lame as you described him as seeimng charming.

> Sounds like he could open well enough but had

> difficulties closing the deal.

That's true. He did ok at first and then deteriorated at an astonishing rate. The best part was his seeming confusion at the fact that the offer of pizza and a f*ck didn't impress me. He kept asking, "but why not?">:D:D<

[HellNoHellYeah]

I think if you go to one of those no strings attached type dating groups you might get away with asking for/demanding a shag straight away from some sexed-up, fun-loving or genuinely desperate chick. I think it's best to leave the pizza out of the equation entirely. It's just so.....I dunno.....tawdry? CTFU

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> mockney piers Wrote:

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> > I take it that's a no to the pizza then...damn?

> >

> > Is your dad a thief? Cos he took the stars from

> > the sky

> > and...phhhzzz....blt.....BBBBBRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>

> I reckon it's probably a 'no' to the comestibles,

> Mockney but if you spruce up and recover the

> second part, the shag might still be viable.

[jimmy two times]

He obviously thought you'd be interested in a meatfeast.

[Andystar]

I was chatting with a few female friends about worse chat up lines the other day..

Here were some of the worst-

Have you got a mirror in your knickers coz I can see my face in your c***. Yes, he did use that word.

Can you feel the chemistry between us?? My friend said "No!!!"

The following one was used by a pal of my brother- he went up to 2 girls who were in my brothers' class and said "We call you two, Thelma and Louise & I'm the rapist" Ermm, he didn't get far with that one..

[HellNoHellYeah]

Andystar Wrote:

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> I was chatting with a few female friends about

> worse chat up lines the other day..

> Here were some of the worst-

>

> Have you got a mirror in your knickers coz I can

> see my face in your c***. Yes, he did use that

> word.

>

> Can you feel the chemistry between us?? My friend

> said "No!!!"

>

> The following one was used by a pal of my brother-

> he went up to 2 girls who were in my brothers'

> class and said "We call you two, Thelma and Louise

> & I'm the rapist" Ermm, he didn't get far with

> that one..

OMG. Seems that gross and offensive 'chat-up' lines are becoming an epidemic. Were the guys who came out with these you've posted extremely pissed at the time?

[HellNoHellYeah]

jimmy two times Wrote:

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> He obviously thought you'd be interested in a

> meatfeast.

Yeah but you just know a dude as lame as that doesn't have much meat to offer. At all. :)-D

[Mikecg]

Hello Felicity.

[HellNoHellYeah]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> Hello Felicity.

I don't get this one(?)

[Mikecg]

No! didn't think you would,

My favorite ever chatup lines are "Do you want to go halves on a Bastard", and "Do you fancy a 68"

[Andystar]

HellNoHellYeah Wrote:

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> OMG. Seems that gross and offensive 'chat-up'

> lines are becoming an epidemic. Were the guys who

> came out with these you've posted extremely pissed

> at the time?

I'm not sure, probably- nothing worse than a sleazy drunk..

So where did you meet this "Prince Charming" then??

[HellNoHellYeah]

Mikecg Wrote:

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>

>

> My favorite ever chatup lines are "Do you want to

> go halves on a Bastard", and "Do you fancy a 68"

Use these regularly do you? ;)

[Mikecg]

No! I've never had the goans.

[HellNoHellYeah]

Andystar Wrote:

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> HellNoHellYeah Wrote:

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> So where did you meet this "Prince Charming"

> then??

At a job interview in a strip joint...>:D<

[Mikecg]

Flic Normal Rides Again!!!!!

[Andystar]

Mikecg Wrote:

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"Do you want to

> go halves on a Bastard"

Lol. I'm tempted to use this one

[Mikecg]

I'm glad no one asked what a 68 was.

[indiepanda]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> I'm glad no one asked what a 68 was.

You know that thread you started about looking back and wishing you hadn't written something?? ;-)

Please tell me no woman has been dumb enough to respond positively to this suggestion?

[Mikecg]

Come on I did say I never used either of them, it's what others have used, do you really think that I would do that?. I'm slightly disappointed considering it's just a bit of harmless fun.

[RosieH]

I think you would do that.

So, I should probably be embarrassed to ask, but the 68 thing...?

[Mikecg]

RosieH you should read the OP it's far worse, take a chill pill Cadbury's Clusters work wonders.