Songs you absolutely detest..

[Kells]

I'll be having nightmares, thanks CC!

[hellosailor]

I think she's going for this look Charlie

http://www.spike.com/blog/man-charged-with/73021

[charliecharlie]

would not want to meet that in a dark ally

....http://a21.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/84/l_b7e3ecefdf64295f192c4fcfad0d00f4.jpg

[hellosailor]

oh bugger it didn't work

[charliecharlie]

hellosailor Wrote:

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> I think she's going for this look Charlie

>

> http://www.spike.com/blog/man-charged-with/73021

no... hellosailor... think the 'small blue square with the question mark look' is a great improvement over her 'normal' look

[SeanMacGabhann]

Some outstanding contributions from everyone - Queen - always! The Joker by Steve Miller Band? yes (not as bad as Abracadabra tho surely?)

But Quids original Come on Eileen suggestion - that is still the ultimate nightmare for me. I hated it then.. and then was when I was at my most chart friendly... and I hate it more now

As for Madonna/Madge/Esther/ThatblokewholookslikeagirlandeventhoIdontlikeherImight... Material Girl has always stuck in my craw. To do that song in a faux-ironic way but mean it really... and that voice. Awww sheeet I'm upset again now

[????]

Sean, yet more common ground on music!

[????]

Candle in the wind (both versions) by Britain's luckiest pub singer......I hated the original, vehemently, don't even get me started on the English Rose or whatever sentimental gushy, crap name that IT was given, I avoided the radio for f*ckin' weeks (and the TV as it happens).

[SeanMacGabhann]

Quids... don't!! just DON'T!!!!!! Some of us.. are still... STILL... upset

[reetpetite]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> My Way by Frank Sinatra, pompous, portentous

> dreadful embarrasing. Makes you tingle for all the

> wrong reasons.

> 'And I did iiit myyyyyyyyyyyy

> waaaaaaaaaaayaayaayah'

> Probably Frank's only lapse of musical taste.

Hate it , hate it, hate it !!!

Also hate ' Raindrops keep falling on my head '.

[RosieH]

Omar's There's nothing like this - a doobyweeooo - tautological soft soul nightmare: "we take a sip of cold champagne wine, the rug that we lie on feels divine". Champagne wine, is it, is it, IS IT?

BoyzIIMen, End of the Road - terrible whiny awfulness of unparalleled, frankly staggering arrogance : "You really love me, you just don't realise, you've never been there before this is only your first time"

I want to kill them a lot and then kill them some more

[Mikecg]

Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Mullet Bonce what an anoying song. Hannah Montana's dad.

[HonaloochieB]

charliecharlie Wrote:

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> >

> oh no, and now we are onto the dreaded Kate Bush

> (more anti nausea tablets with the white wine,

> please vicar)

>

> I know all you men are going to rush to her

> defence, but please, have you every heard her

> interviewed???

> I mean the singing is bad enough, if you must call

> it that, but the wimpy, little girlie voice is

> enough to make one despair... enough to give women

> a very bad name...

Wuthering Heights is a catchy pop song.

It sticks in your mind, your pop mind that is.

The beauty and elegance of the song can't be overstated, it's timeless and beautiful.

Some mock and of course parody Kate Bush's performance.

You snigger a bit, but soon realise how wrong they are.

And then settle down in the knowledge that Wuthering Heights is a piece of sublime pop genius and anyone who says different will probably attend the Spandua Ballet reunion.

See you suckers.

[HonaloochieB]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Omar's There's nothing like this - a doobyweeooo -

> tautological soft soul nightmare: "we take a sip

> of cold champagne wine, the rug that we lie on

> feels divine". Champagne wine, is it, is it, IS

> IT?

>

> BoyzIIMen, End of the Road - terrible whiny

> awfulness of unparalleled, frankly staggering

> arrogance : "You really love me, you just don't

> realise, you've never been there before this is

> only your first time"

>

>

> I want to kill them a lot and then kill them some

> more

RosieH, agree with you about Omar. Ludicrous.

But that particular BoyzIIMen song? I thought they got the balance between sentimentality, banal though decent pop lyrics and good harmonies just spot on.

Always tweaked and touched my heart. And it continues to do so.

Always sing along with it. Badly. Very badly.

[RosieH]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

> But that particular BoyzIIMen song? I thought they

> got the balance between sentimentality, banal

> though decent pop lyrics and good harmonies just

> spot on.

> Always tweaked and touched my heart. And it

> continues to do so.

> Always sing along with it. Badly. Very badly.

I'm sorry, but no. No, no, no In all things I bow to your exquisite tastes HB, but in this I'm afraid you're quite quite wrong. Like nails down a blackboard, this bunch of warbling soul-lite barber quarteters bring shame on Motown and pain to my soul. Somebody should gag them with one of their own cricket jumpers while their erstwhile laydeee tells them, "No, I don't ree-ee-eeally love you, never did: your songs are shit, your attitude offensive and your clothes even worse, and your warbly-whining really gets on my tits. This is indeed the end of the road sir, as I am trading you in for a newer, more exciting model, perhaps a Ford Focus or a Peugeot DriveSexy"

[hellosailor]

Almost forgot!

That Don't Impress Me Much - Shania Twain.

In the name of all that is holy please make it stop.

[Sherwick]

???? Wrote:

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> Come On Eileen - Dexy Midnight Runners....

>

> I can't begin to describe how much I hate this

> song.

>

> I know, grumpy old git..wanna be all negative

> before I shake off my boozer's gloom with a

> shapener in the next 20 mins

I hate this too but I like Geno by DMR..

[Sherwick]

brum Wrote:

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> Making Plans For Nigel - XTC. Makes me cover my

> ears and run for the door.

Amazingly, for some bizarre reason this post made me think of another song at around the same time called 'living by numbers' by new muzik (I liked that though)!

[Sherwick]

I hate anything by Stock Aitken and Waterman

[Keef]

You're Unbelievable! So unbelievable... Unbelievably shite, fuck off!

[flapjackdavey]

don't get me started

[mightyroar]

Angels, or indeed anything by the talentless dancing hell-hobbit Robbie Williams

[Keef]

Good call mighty roar! I quite like Kids, the one he did with Kylie, but then he goes and ruins the whole song with that rap thing at the end.

[dukesdenver]

hellosailor Wrote:

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> Almost forgot!

> That Don't Impress Me Much - Shania Twain.

> In the name of all that is holy please make it

> stop.

Yeah, that and 'Man! I Feel Like A Woman'.

I feel like chucking up just thinking about it.

[Sherwick]

the tweet tweet "song"