Pinch Punch...

[KalamityKel]

... first day of the month :p

[Sherwick]

a punch and kick for being so quick.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

A smack in the gob.

A Glasgee Kiss.

A kick right up the aris.

A whack in the ghoulies (sp).

A thwat on the head from a baseball bat....

Its the Noughties now Babe..that "Pinch/Punch" malarkey is sooooo 20th Century...:(

[Moos]

A smack in the eye for being so sly.

Also, since it's not only the first of the month but May Day, many jollities and saucy Spring-y good wishes to all - I shall be dancing suggestively around a Maypole later.

[Ted Max]

Maypoles are for

...

"it is the image of the penis which is venerated in religions such as ours..."

[Moos]

Nonsense, girls dance around May poles.

[Brendan]

Oh so is that the correct term for the poles they have in those West End bars?

[Ted Max]

I've seen the poles in those West End bars, but they're usually serving the drinks. (tuddum, pssh)

[Nero]

When I was a kid in Stockport, we'd say 'White Rabbit, White Rabbit, bring me luck!'. Is Pinch, Punch etc specific to a certain area of Britain? I'd never heard of it till I went to university.

[sophiesofa]

Nero Wrote:

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> When I was a kid in Stockport, we'd say 'White

> Rabbit, White Rabbit, bring me luck!'. Is Pinch,

> Punch etc specific to a certain area of Britain?

> I'd never heard of it till I went to university.

Liar

[Sherwick]

Nero Wrote:

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> When I was a kid in Stockport, we'd say 'White

> Rabbit, White Rabbit, bring me luck!'. Is Pinch,

> Punch etc specific to a certain area of Britain?

> I'd never heard of it till I went to university.

what on earth are you going on about?!?

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

We always used to say 'Pinch punch, the first day of the month, white rabbit!'

[HonaloochieB]

I always had it as either 'pinch, punch first of the month and no returns' or 'white rabbits, white rabbits, white rabbits'