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Oh I say Matron, what sort of fracas is this, well I never, enjoying other's circles indeed, it would happen if Maggie was still in charge of the country, ohhh titter ye not for I think this may well be a serious post


Disgusting I say, shouldn't be allowed and all that


(PS 12345 have PM'ed you ;-) )


12345 Wrote:

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> All of liberal minds.............There are already

> some single ladies and gents as well as married

> couples enjoying this exclusive circle already.

>

> Why not PM and get involved!?

>

> All very above board and relaxed - drinks and food

> lead to ?.......

So what music gets played at these events?

Obviously start with David Bowie's 'Boys Keep Swinging' just to get people loosened up.

Of course Sinatra's 'Songs For Swinging Lovers' would have to make an appearance at some point.

What other tunes could be played?. I suppose inevitably a few 'bangers' will be requested.

Will DJ for beer.

Mikecg Wrote:

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> Balls to your partner

> Arse against the wall

> If you've never been F*cked on a Saturday night

> You've never been F*cked at all.


I've been in touch with the Inverness Forum MikeCG, just to see if there's any chance of them sending the appropriate number of young women but frankly I think it's a long shot.

Actually now I think about it we might do better to order a 'mixed batch'.

I'll get back to you.

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Mikecg Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Balls to your partner

> > Arse against the wall

> > If you've never been F*cked on a Saturday night

> > You've never been F*cked at all.

>

> I've been in touch with the Inverness Forum

> MikeCG, just to see if there's any chance of them

> sending the appropriate number of young women but

> frankly I think it's a long shot.

> Actually now I think about it we might do better

> to order a 'mixed batch'.

> I'll get back to you.



As long as they dont come from Boleskine House Hona, the former residence of Jimmy Page and occultist Aleister Crowley, I wont mind but be careful if they arrive wearing black hooded robes you could end up being sacraficed.

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