Tit Monday

[skidmarks]

It is that time of year when the occurrences of rear-end-shunts increases dramatically! I do prefer the Profanisaurus descriptive of this type of collision?.but I couldn?t state it here.

[daizie]

i kid you not, someone has just walked past in a BIKINI TOP!!

[Brendan]

I happen to find it both comfortable and practical thank you very much.

[Cassius]

It will be premature balding and excessive wearing of 3/4 length trousers and bad t-shirts from what I remember from the 2 or 3 days we had of summer last year.

[Aisling]

Brendan I'm glad to hear that you are so in touch with ur feminine side. (Wolf wistle!!)

[SeanMacGabhann]

I'm guilt-free on the first two.... but you might have me on the t-shirts

[skidmarks]

? length trousers ? makes any decent man look like the village idiot.

[Brendan]

When you say ?Bad? T-shirts are you referring to T-shits displaying the artwork the 1980?s Michael Jackson record?

[KalamityKel]

oooo I had one of those... no wait my brother did... it was a hand me down *sighs*

I've already spotted sunburn, peeling and ridiculous white marks (from the sunburn) on many pub frequentuers and it's only April ::o deary me!

[HonaloochieB]

3/4 length trousers on men are worse even than emoticons.

Every time you see some gawdhelpus wearing them make sure to go up and 'compliment' him on his 'baggy capri pants'.

[bigbadwolf]

But they go so well with a string vest Hona.

[HonaloochieB]

Or if you've had a few solemnly ask him if he thinks he knows what he looks like.

On being asked what, inform him it's 'a leg of mutton handcuffed'.

[HonaloochieB]

Or if he's looking particularly repellent 'ten pounds of sh!t in a five pound bag'.

Come on together we can defeat this menace.

[bigbadwolf]

I can't help but ask Hona but have you had few already?

[HonaloochieB]

Not yet thanks for asking BBW, but 3/4 length strides on a chap is the absolute living end.

[KalamityKel]

Half naked builders... in favour?

[citizenED]

Shouldn't that be in the "tiny things that make you indandescent with rage..." thread, HonB?

[HonaloochieB]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Half naked builders... in favour?

Come on you half-naked builders, answer KK.

Are you in favour of 3/4 length trousers or not?

Show yourselves you rogues.

[skidmarks]

We could do what we used do at school when we spotted a pair of half-masts on a gangly teenager by standing to attention and saluting. Or is that too childish?

[bigbadwolf]

Short trouser of any reduced length are strictly banned on building and demolition sites.

[Jah Lush]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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3/4 length strides on a chap is the absolute living end.

I couldn't agree more. Do they know how ridiculous they look? Get the fashion police onto them pronto and end this menace against style.

[sanity girl]

My view on semi-naked men is that unless they are footballers swapping shirts at the end of a match (*swoons*) or they're at the swimming pool, then they shouldn't be taking their shirts off in public!

[Brendan]

I think they suit me.

http://www.antiquemapsandprints.com/p-15029.jpg

[Jah Lush]

Those are half mast Brendan dear boy. You're such a fop.

[sophiesofa]

why don't you just go to a swimming pool and watch hot women get in and out of the pool. That's what i would do if i was a pervert. If you stay in the pool near the ladder thing out you could get your fix fr the year in one visit. I'm a girl so that might not be what works for men?