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*Bob* Wrote:

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> I see you in your official capacity now, 'Looch..

> escorting threads into the Lounge from the General

> Issues section.


I'm stretching my legs in the GI section *Bob*, as I've just got unbanned from there since that time I did The Bad Thing.

Must be careful not to let it go to my head, though, I'll take your post as a reminder that with freedom comes responsibility.

Thanks.

Look, the first and best piscine-based comedy was of course that of Jesus Christ.

"How many of you out there? Let's have a count. I SAID COUNT MADAM. Come on now, hands up. Oih, you missus you're raising both of your arms, cheating that is, lower one. And you sir, next to her, you appear to be indicating a three vote, look put your arms down before your fingers turn blue.

Anyway where was I? Oh yes, five thousand of you, five fishes and five loaves and me.

It'd all look a bit grim if I wasn't the son of God.

But because I am it's HIM O'CLOCK and there's a bounteous plenty of bread and fish for all.

Pleased with myself I was, until Peter came along, added a smear of tartare sauce and invented the Filet-O-Fish.

Last time I build my church on him. Rock? Rock my arse

Though, hang on, rock? Rock salmon...oh you know what, bollocks to it".

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