Domitianus Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Two p[olice cars with lights flashing pulled up outside Sea Cow earlier and one of the staff came out and talked to them. One car then drove off down a side street at speed, apparently following directions from said staff member.Anyone have any idea what happened? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
brum Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Dunno. Sounds fishy to me though....... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192266 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 The plaice was in uproar. I codn't believe my eyes. Whelk I can only hope they catch the basstard and eel get salmoned before a magistrate in due coarse. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192269 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratty Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Sounds like a load of pollocks to me! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192280 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amysdad Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Apologies to fellow 63 passengers for the chortling.Good effort everyone. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192284 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I hope they had some decent mussell in there it cod of got nasty Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192285 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 In that case Quids they should've sent 3 police carps. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192289 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 They can say Tartare to their good rep! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192298 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizziedjango Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Some of you are clearly a dab hand at this, but I've haddock nuff of it. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192317 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 ???? Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I hope they had some decent mussell in there it> cod of got nastyI'm sadenned to say it was our very own Tony London Suburbs involved in this sorry incident.He entered the premises and asked if they had any 'crispy bits' for free, like he used to get in the SE17 area in his youth.The fellow behind the counter told him 'kipper your hair on, if you've no money then get to the bass of the queue.TLS was fuming, he hakes that sort of talk, it bring out the chip on his shoulder. The grouper people waiting were uneasy.Suddenly TLS crabbed the fellow by the trout and snook him for all he was worth. The man thought he was a conger.TLS was only playing though, he was net for reel. The queue had a whip round and TLS left there better off to the tuna fifty quid.However someone from across the road called the old gill and now if they catch up with him it looks like TLS might be charged with a fry. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192321 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 OH MY COD! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192324 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 That was good Hona. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192337 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I heard they caught the fellow, done up like a kipper he was. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192339 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Y Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I hear it was a case of a salt and battery. If he get netted he will have had his chips. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192342 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckhamgatecrasher Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 The scale of these puns has got out of hand now. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192344 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibraCarr Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Hi,This Plaice has a reputation for battering poor humans with exorbitant prices. I queried the price of a meal and was amazed at the attitude of the staff and was told 'pay up or eel eject you'. Go back to the sixties gangster London, they would not speak to Frankie Prawn or Jack the Kipper like that!.regards,Libra Carr. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192347 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 This should finish Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192356 Share on other sites More sharing options...
northlondoner Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Apparently someone made off with sick squid. Caught on camera by a snapper. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192359 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 This has bream going on a bit too long but it?s ?sardine these trying times not to skate around the issue and halibut of a laugh when all else we seem to be herring is how the world?s gone to eel. This shows we still got some sole left. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192360 Share on other sites More sharing options...
flapjackdavey Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 thread of the week ? ... could it go to first plaice in the que ? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192384 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I thought everyone knew the police used their lights and sirens to pick up their F&C every Friday night? Did the Sea Cow employee perhaps hand over a brown paper bag? in return for cash? thought as much. Noone likes cold fish and if I had a siren I would use it too. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192386 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brum Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Latest news - the Police have trawled the local area and say that the net is closing in around a school where the suspect is believed to be hiding. Police Sergeant Paul Dark said 'we won't let this one get away - we are giving top priority to catching this slippery customer.' Eye witness reports suggest that the suspect is about 8 feet tall, but this may be an exageration. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192389 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Is that the detective duo Paul Dark and Hand Some? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192392 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annasfield Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 bigbadwolf Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> In that case Quids they should've sent 3 police> carps.Don't you mean Squids? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192394 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 All's well, TLS admits he saw red but has had time to mullet over.Being the sort of gent he is he roes to the occasion and went back to apologise. And that takes gurnards.Turbot a John Dory short he walked back into the shop coleys a cucumber and in the herring of all present made a fulsome apology. Coincidentally a snapper was present who recorded the event.There followed quite an emotional scene, the good frier described TLS as 'brill' which caused him to blush to his roots and mutter something about not making a huss.Let's all hope sprats an end to the batter. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5994-incident-at-sea-cow-lounged/#findComment-192458 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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