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Knitted cupcakes (as if a national obsession with this insanely overrated confection wasn't bad enough - knitted ones for ladies who just lurrrrve cake, and probably ponies and kittens too, but don't want to take a hit to their dress size that might be caused by actual pastel frosting). Who buys this shit? Whoever you are, just stop it.


And adverts that tell you, yes, you still can be beautiful / and or dance, in spite of your vile monthly bleeding. ("Who said protection can't be beautiful?" I'll tell you who said that. No one. No one bloody said it. Because that's the most stupid thing ever written by an advertising copywriting moron EVER.) Are these from the same people who used to advertise scented sanitary towels by showing a bumpy train journey where a woman inadvertently thrusts her groin into a man's face and thinks, oh no, he can smell me? Vile vile vile, misogynistic wankers. Didn't Just 17 put us straight on this shit when we were 12? Fuck off Tampax and fuck off Always you fucking fuckers.

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Driving home to ED from the North of the Country. After hours on the motorway, the last thing you need is to navigate your way through the traffic of Central London, or wind yourself up going via the Circular road of your choice. Either way will generally result in a nightmare and makes me dread coming back.
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Toilets where the toilet seat when up, is the wrong side of the vertical and keeps falling back down. So if you're a bloke and you have to use one hand to hold up a pissy seat and the other to....you get the idea. And yes, I REFUSE to sit down. Or try to pee through the seat which always gets complaints. Who the fuck designs these without thinking about that?
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People who say "I" instead of "me".


E.G,


"That ice-cream's for her and I".....Take out the 'Her' and you're saying, "it's for I".

Should be, "her and me".


"This area really suits Simon and I".....no it doesn't, it suits "Simon and me".



"This has been a real learning curve for Gill and I, because...." GILL AND ME!


(All real statements)


"He and I love these kids" - OK. take out "He" and I still love the kids!


SIMPLES

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RosieH Wrote:

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> Knitted cupcakes (as if a national obsession with

> this insanely overrated confection wasn't bad

> enough - knitted ones for ladies who just lurrrrve

> cake, and probably ponies and kittens too, but

> don't want to take a hit to their dress size that

> might be caused by actual pastel frosting). Who

> buys this shit? Whoever you are, just stop it.

>

> And adverts that tell you, yes, you still can be

> beautiful / and or dance, in spite of your vile

> monthly bleeding. ("Who said protection can't be

> beautiful?" I'll tell you who said that. No one.

> No one bloody said it. Because that's the most

> stupid thing ever written by an advertising

> copywriting moron EVER.) Are these from the same

> people who used to advertise scented sanitary

> towels by showing a bumpy train journey where a

> woman inadvertently thrusts her groin into a man's

> face and thinks, oh no, he can smell me? Vile

> vile vile, misogynistic @#$%&. Didn't Just 17 put

> us straight on this shit when we were 12? @#$%&

> off Tampax and @#$%& off Always you @#$%& @#$%&.



Time of the month, perhaps?

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